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Entry tags:
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ death race 2050: frankenstein,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ doctor who: the twelfth doctor,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): edward elric,
- ✖ homestuck: john egbert,
- ✖ marvel (616): tony stark,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): stephen strange,
- ✖ original: cain,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: letha regis,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ the 100: bellamy blake,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lucretia,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco
video; @fromTV
[Oh hey, it's Taako, wearing Taako clothes and a pointy hat. Obviously it's Taako.]
I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.
[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]
Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.
[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]
Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?
[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]
Gimme it, now.
[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]
OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!
[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]
What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.
[From behind the phone, now;]
RUDE.
Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.
[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]
[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.
[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]
Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.
[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]
Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?
[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]
Gimme it, now.
[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]
OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!
[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]
What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.
[From behind the phone, now;]
RUDE.
Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.
[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]
[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
@dodger/audio
[Oh this is the best. You can just hear him laughing, that sketchy and low chuckle that's so far from friendly it barely counts as a happy noise.]
Eddie's a luckier man than I thought.
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video, un: j.k.
Then it really sinks in what Lucretia admitted to and he feels sick, briefly, about twins. It's worse somehow. ]
I'm pretty good with languages. Got any Earth ones you're curious about?
video; @fromTV
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@frankenstein, text
[Yep, yep. Every woman he's run into has been like that. It's clearly not that Frankenstein is kind of an asshole. Nope. ]
video @lightemup
still text and omg I am so sorry lolol
fff haha
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text; un: stranger.things
[ Stephen pls ]
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video; un: feywild
Adorable.
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@ciscodelamancha | video
[ Yes, he is still thinking about mistaking her for Taako at the carnivale while he was wasted. Is he telling the truth? Maybe. Hard to say. But he definitely seems very amused by this whole disaster. Taako can say all he wants about hating his sister but it's obvious how happy he is having her back. How happy they both are being together. ]
If you mean it about the languages, I could teach you both Spanish.
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@blake, audio
Fake, huh? What reason would she have to lie?
[Sorry, Taako.]
audio; @fromTV
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[video | un: edward.elric]
[Considering that comes out with zero hesitation, he's getting so much better at not sounding like the saltiest shit in the quarantine.
So, ignoring the dick joke.]
Languages are easy, it's just like cracking a code.
video @lightemup
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video; un: stark.naked
There a function for wanting to learn languages? Because I can teach you some coding languages, the language of machines. Or even the language of mathematics. I mean, not languages in the sense that most might consider, but still useful.
[ yeah, still struggling to fight that smile back.]
Figured it might be up your alley what with the magic and all.
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video: un: ghostking
[ short and simple. nico feels no need to elaborate since he figures taaco will get the idea. ]
video; @fromTV
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@necromantica/video
[Does Letha look any better from her last communication? Not at all. Her hair is down now, so it's just a mess of poorly-brushed curls, and she's still pale and sickly and undernourished as always. But there's a light in her eyes, and a genuine effort to look as excited as she feels.]
video @lightemup
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video; b.potts
I'm suddenly glad to be an only child. Sorry, I don't know any other languages to teach you.
video @lightemup
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video; @fromTV
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@the.doctor | video
[ really, lovely. but that's not entirely the bit he's interested in: ]
...I speak over five billion languages, what d'you want to know?
[ definitely just said that with a straight face. ]
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video, @chronicler
(She's grinning though, fond. She had heard the whole thing, albeit muffled, from down the hallway.)
video @lightemup
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video; un: heir.lift
[ Not all elves look the same, right...? ]
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wow i forgot this wasnt a text thread im GREAT at rp
i just read it as prestidigitation'd autotune tbh
thats a reasonable assumption
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video @d.va
Dude, you have a twin sister? Nice! Now which one of you parties harder?
[ She tosses a good old winkyface at the feed. ]
I can teach you Korean, f-y-i.
video; @fromTV
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omg that instagram
i spent a lot of time being hungry trawling insta lmao
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