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riverview2017-07-16 01:00 am
spellslots) wrote in riverview2017-07-16 01:00 am
Entry tags:
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ death race 2050: frankenstein,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ doctor who: the twelfth doctor,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): edward elric,
- ✖ homestuck: john egbert,
- ✖ marvel (616): tony stark,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): stephen strange,
- ✖ original: cain,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: letha regis,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ the 100: bellamy blake,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lucretia,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco
video; @fromTV
[Oh hey, it's Taako, wearing Taako clothes and a pointy hat. Obviously it's Taako.]
I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.
[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]
Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.
[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]
Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?
[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]
Gimme it, now.
[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]
OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!
[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]
What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.
[From behind the phone, now;]
RUDE.
Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.
[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]
[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.
[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]
Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.
[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]
Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?
[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]
Gimme it, now.
[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]
OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!
[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]
What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.
[From behind the phone, now;]
RUDE.
Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.
[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]
[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
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[ he stops wiggling his eyebrows, with one left raised a bit. nonplussed. ]
No, something else - I don't want dollars, real or otherwise.
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[Today in fucking with the Doctor: this]
1/2
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GESTURES EMPHATICALLY AT THE CAMERA. think of the children, isn't this pre-watershed?! ]
No, stop that.
I'll accept a trade - a language trade.
And a cake, if you please.
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I mean, if you wanna be a spoilsport. [He's the worst.] How about Draconic? That's always a fun one.
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Well, I already know Draconian...
[ which is probably completely different, BUT IS IT. ]
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Is it the shit dragonborn speak or like, dragons from another universe?
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Only "dragons" if you want to be a bit xenophobic about it. Draconians.
[ cool, ok, he's interested. what the fuck's a dragonborn. ] Let's hear some Draconic, then.
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[And he rattles off a couple sentences in Draconic about how to make perfect scones, because he can give those directions in any language. It's a grating sort of language, a lot of hard consonants and hisses, with the grammar structure pretty different from English and Common.
But there u go.]
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Nice, very reptilian. Alright, I'll have that.
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[Instead of a language to learn.]
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