spellslots: DNT (I know I've got a big ego)
Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-16 01:00 am

video; @fromTV

[Oh hey, it's Taako, wearing Taako clothes and a pointy hat. Obviously it's Taako.]

I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.

[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]

Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.

[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]

Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?

[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]

Gimme it, now.

[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]

OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!

[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]

What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.

[From behind the phone, now;]

RUDE.

Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.

[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]

[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

@dodger/audio

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
There's two of you?

[Oh this is the best. You can just hear him laughing, that sketchy and low chuckle that's so far from friendly it barely counts as a happy noise.]

Eddie's a luckier man than I thought.
umbrastaff: (4)

audio @ lightemup

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So not my type. Also, ew.
aeturnus: (pic#11359467)

video, un: j.k.

[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-15 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This reply starts as audio, clicks off, and it takes a minute or two for him to come back to it. Seeing these twins, obviously close, causes a flicker of jealousy and happiness in him. It's always kind of personal to see twins now when he's been separated from him own.

Then it really sinks in what Lucretia admitted to and he feels sick, briefly, about twins. It's worse somehow. ]


I'm pretty good with languages. Got any Earth ones you're curious about?
Edited 2017-07-15 15:39 (UTC)
500gallontank: (just let me drive)

@frankenstein, text

[personal profile] 500gallontank 2017-07-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
women are annoying like that

[Yep, yep. Every woman he's run into has been like that. It's clearly not that Frankenstein is kind of an asshole. Nope. ]
smokedout: Out in the street making a mess ♪ (2 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a hooligan)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Loosen up a bit - or fuck off and let me talk to your sister, either one.

[His attention seems to turn to Lup - if Taako's not going to engage him he'll just have to play with the fresh meat.]

Nice to meet you, sweetheart, the name's Dodger - I bet my reputation precedes me.
umbrastaff: (9)

video @lightemup

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ex-cuuse you.
aeturnus: (pic#11359473)

[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's part of the question. Okay, so Russian... I speak that for sure. I've got English, which is what a lot of the people here speak, Italian, French, Spanish, German, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Latin...
500gallontank: (Default)

still text and omg I am so sorry lolol

[personal profile] 500gallontank 2017-07-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
for what

?

honesty

?

besides
how do you know how big his dick is

?
[The world wants to know!]
umbrastaff: (5)

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry dude, I have no idea who you are.

[Taako didn't mention him by name, just that he looked like a hobo - and this is audio.

Until she turns on video because fuck it, maybe he would too.]
potentialed: pls dnt (Default)

text; un: stranger.things

[personal profile] potentialed 2017-07-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that what the pointy hat was for?

[ Stephen pls ]
umbrastaff: (3)

fff haha

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure a woman made you, my dude, so if you're gonna throw all women under the bus, start there.

Also we're fucking twins dumbass, siblings see a lot of shit they don't wanna see - and it was a goof.
aeturnus: (pic#11359465)

[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-15 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Of those? Kind of depends what language base you're starting with, I guess. When one language is related to another, it's easier to learn. For English-speakers, Chinese can be trickier than most.
500gallontank: (get in the damn car)

[personal profile] 500gallontank 2017-07-15 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
never knew her

wouldn't score my own mother though

if I knew it was her.


[He has some principles! Running over absolute strangers? OK. Running over your own mother? Less OK.]

still trying to figure out how you saw his dick with a hard on

you do know they change size
?
]Do NOT make Professor Frankenstein have to give a sex ed lecture. ]
umbrastaff: (5)

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay ew nobody said you had to fuck your mom.

[Yay different cultures.]

You're reading way too hard into this, are you getting off on the thought that I know?
umbrastaff: (4)

video @lightemup

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-15 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yea, it's totally compensating.
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-15 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gets an eye roll for that, but.. nah, Dodger's not turning on video. He likes his sketchy anonymity.]

All the better for making first impressions, then. How 'bout a name - stops me from having to give you a nickname you'll hate.
500gallontank: (thinking too hard)

[personal profile] 500gallontank 2017-07-15 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
because i'm a nice guy who cares about your education

[Things that are true in that statement: he's a guy.]
500gallontank: (confused??)

[personal profile] 500gallontank 2017-07-15 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
the fuck is wrong with you
?

I never said that.


[Harrumph.]

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