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[worldsaway]

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]

It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]

I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]

Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.

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[nostalgiabomb]

[ He sucks in a breath between his teeth. ]

Now that's a shame. But I guess everyone's gotta have a hard limit.

And how much do you plan to charge for good deeds?

[toopolite]

I see no need to charge, lest individuals start to abuse it.

[nostalgiabomb]

By calling you in too often to help put together bookshelves. I get it.

Seems awful generous of you guys.

[toopolite]

It is what we do- or some of us, as I cannot speak for all.

[nostalgiabomb]

Cool, cool.

[ A pause, then, ]

So, are you a literal goddess of war, or did the screen name just seem like a cool idea?

[toopolite]

It is quite literal, although I tend to just go by Sif.

[Or Lady Sif.

And something that she has worked towards for many years.]

Most have such. Thor is God of Thunder, for example.

[nostalgiabomb]

Right, right.

And as gods, you guys don't have plans to, like, wipe out life as we know it and recreate it in your image or anything, right?

[toopolite]

[It is a peculiar look that she gives him, although her eyes slide for the briefest of moments towards the Loki she is familiar with, before she makes a soft noise.]

At current, I am trying to prevent that. Or something like that. I've no desire to wipe out life, let alone recreate it in my image- or anything.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ If he were on camera, he'd shrug in response to that look. As it is, he just lets out a thoughtful sort of hum. ]

Just making sure. Can never be too careful when folks start calling themselves gods, you know? 'Cause usually that's just a one-way ticket that leads to Megalomania-ville.

[toopolite]

Aye, I know. Things are stirring in the universe that have not stirred in some time.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ There's a second of silence from Peter's end, then, ]

Well. That was ominous and cryptic.

Care to explain?

[toopolite]

To what end? More like than not you have no frame of reference for what I speak, correct?