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[worldsaway]

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]

It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]

I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]

Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.

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[nostalgiabomb]

I heard you.

[ Or at least, he heard what she didn't say, or at least what he thinks she didn't say. Which absolutely means he could just be deluded, which is a high possibility, given it's Peter Quill. ]

Just so you know, I was joking, earlier. About the moving thing. I do that sometimes, you know? Make jokes.

[godslay]

[ She doesn't miss a beat with, ]

If it was a joke, shouldn't it have been funny?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ And his voice practically carries the shrug, even without the benefit of the visual. ]

Humor's relative.

[godslay]

[ And the way she rolls her eyes is almost equally audible. ]

It doesn't count if you are the only one who's amused.

[nostalgiabomb]

It absolutely counts. How else am I supposed to keep "out of trouble" if I'm not figuring out ways to keep myself entertained?

[godslay]

[ ... Actually, she'll give him that much. He does tend to get into things when he has nothing better to do. ]

You could do the dishes.

[ Speaking of Roommate Things. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ There's a lengthy breath of silence from Peter's end, then— ]

Kshhh— What was that? You're—kshhh—breaking up—kshhh—

[godslay]

[ And she sighs. ]

Just don't leave them in the sink.