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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-17 08:33 pm

un; thunderer | VIDEO

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]


It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]


I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]


Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.
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[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-18 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
you can say that he banged another woman, i'm not a wilting flower over here

sucks tho
i guess being a demigod isn't all it's cracked up to be huh?
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-19 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah pretty much

and tell me about it.
i haven't even mentioned how much monsters like to EAT demigods
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[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-19 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
what are you like extra crunchy and delicious or something?
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
i think it's because we're powerful
like extra salt or seasoning or something.
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[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-20 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
so yes on the delicious, a maybe on the crunchy

i gotta ask where you hang out that there are just monsters running around
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
someplace neither mortals nor monsters can find us
it's kind of a secret.
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[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
okay but if the monsters can't find you there why do you keep talking about them? where are they?
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-25 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
outside of camp.
the gods often send us on quests so we end up
having to fight what gets in our way
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[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-25 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
so basically
it sucks to be you
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-25 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yep.