The Hammer, in some circles (
ohhmrburnsides) wrote in
riverview2017-08-07 08:17 am
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video posted by @ruffboi
This thing sure is, uh, fancy.
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]

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The dog presses his nose against the screen as if trying to get to Magnus.]
He's precious and he has tiny needle teeth and a love of chewing on my leather boots, jackets, and bags. Just ask Taako, he's been witness to the frequent massacres.
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Is Taako famous or something? Everyone keeps mentioning him to me. We've only talked, like, once.
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We've become good friends since arriving here, it's just habit to mention him.
[No mention of who Magnus is to Taako, at least as far as Bryn knows. This is not her mess to dip her toes into, not without talking to Taako first.]
The important part here is that nothing is sacred to teething dogs so if you come to visit don't leave anything precious in reach of him, alright?
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I'm famously good with dogs. Well, I guess not around here, since I haven't... met any yet... but where I'm from, dogs love me. ... Trust me on that.
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[Why did Taako never tell her how adorable his friend is? He's so young and full of energy and it's charming to talk with him.]
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[And hand-crafted goods are always better than store-bought assemble-yourself crap, isn't it?]
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