text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[spellslots]

Has Cisco been teaching you shit?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Did I do that right

[spellslots]

You sure did



You want 3 more?

[ohhmrburnsides]

[spellslots]

[Time to pick shit from the last ten years so that Magnus won't already know the answers.]

1. I've had tea with a bugbear
2. I've been in an illegal wagon race
3. I made out with the lord of Neverwinter once, Artemis Sterling, he's a weird dude.

[bunnyhopped]

BOOYAHH

ok

1. im a movie star
2. i like pineapples on my pizza
3. i hate spicy food

[spellslots]

I couldn't be friends with a goddamn heathen, so 2

[ohhmrburnsides]

holy shit did you hook up with the most powerful man in faerun

[bunnyhopped]

it was 3

[ a w k w a r d ]

[spellslots]

Much better assumption, we're friends again.

But nah. What I did do was nearly get him killed so like, close?

1/2

[spellslots]

Friendship over with Hana

IDK who the fuck my new best friend is I guess I gotta screen candidates now in case they're keeping horrible secrets from me

[spellslots]

jks ilu

[dothelokimotion]

Are they? I rather like frogs.

[spellslots]

It's a fairytale, prince gets turned into a frog by an evil witch or whatever, princess kisses the frog and restores him to his former glory.

[bunnyhopped]

[ Listen, it's not her fault our lord and savior Jeff Kaplan confirmed that all the Overwatch heroes enjoy pineapple on their pizza. ]

): i was gonna cry

@high.queen | text

[ibiza]

I wanted to believe 2 was the truth because it's kind of brilliant, but alas...

[dothelokimotion]

Who in the right mind kisses a frog? No amount of love can be worth that.

[spellslots]

You're talking to a dude who eats peanuts despite being allergic I cannot judge you for your food decisions

[spellslots]

It was actually because he called my sister a bitch 🤷

[spellslots]

This is coming from you, of all people?

[dothelokimotion]

Horses are one thing. I don't see why I need to tolerate slime.

[ibiza]

Can't fault you for loyalty and a creative mind.

[spellslots]

Thank you, darling.

Are you actual queen or just have a good sense of self worth?

[He can approve of either.]

[spellslots]

I guess some girls are just like that

[dothelokimotion]

Anything for true love, I suppose.