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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[bunnyhopped]

it was 3

[ a w k w a r d ]

1/2

[spellslots]

Friendship over with Hana

IDK who the fuck my new best friend is I guess I gotta screen candidates now in case they're keeping horrible secrets from me

[spellslots]

jks ilu

[bunnyhopped]

[ Listen, it's not her fault our lord and savior Jeff Kaplan confirmed that all the Overwatch heroes enjoy pineapple on their pizza. ]

): i was gonna cry

[spellslots]

You're talking to a dude who eats peanuts despite being allergic I cannot judge you for your food decisions

[bunnyhopped]

you mean you dont have a magic spell for getting rid of your allergies?

[spellslots]

It's not like an injury, you know?
Spells and potions don't pick it up as something to fix, but they'll deal with the symptoms once I've eaten something.

[bunnyhopped]

so it's basically just like taking an anti-allergy pill, except it's magic lol

your turn

[spellslots]

Sure, let's go with that.

[Does he know what an anti-allergy pill is? Maybe.]

1. I know how to surf
2. I've been in a drag race
3. I never failed a class at the academy

[bunnyhopped]

[ This one's a little tougher... But Taako seems like he could surf with magic or something, he would definitely rock in a drag race, so... ]

is it 3

[spellslots]

Got it in one, I super failed the physical requirement 🤷 Luckily I'm so badass that they decided they didn't care

[bunnyhopped]

aw yeah that's my boy

proud of you

[spellslots]

Thanks I fucking hate exercise

[He realizes that Hana probably has a fitness regime since a soldier is held to higher standards than an arcanastic, but still, he's sure his complaint is universal.]

Your turn and I promise not to insult your taste in food this time

[bunnyhopped]

LOL, i used to hate it too 😅

[ and then, yeah, she was drafted into the military so. exercise became a thing. she learned to love it, but it helps that she knows she looks awesome fit. ]

1. i've beaten my dad at starcraft
2. i have my own brand of chips
3. and host my own christmas program

[spellslots]

If you jog I'm ending our friendship for sure 😘

[Jogging is the worst of all the exercises???]

It's gotta be one cause the others are way too cool. Christmas is the winter holiday, right?

[bunnyhopped]

uhh how else do you think i keep these killer legs in shape?

[ IT'S TRUE, it sucks, especially when Gladio and/or Genji make her get up at too-freakin-early in the morning for them, but... ]

yep, that's the one!! gg taako

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I'm sorry for the life you've chosen for yourself

[The one that involves jogging.]

That's a fucking great idea though, like, what do you do for Christmas program?

[How can he steal this concept and make it work for him.]

[bunnyhopped]

look, not all of us can magically look amazing all the time, ok?

i mean mostly the same stuff, play games, but i do giveaways for my subs and all the money goes to charity!

[spellslots]

[Oh how true that is]

My kinda magic can't alter my figure

[It could make an illusion of it, but that'd fall apart pretty quickly.]

I'm really gonna need you to reassure me that subs is a video game thing

[And not the other kind of subs.]

TAAKO PLS

[bunnyhopped]

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good thing this is over text because Hana is turning pink as her cheek marks. ]

omg

it's short for subscribers

YOU PERV

Re: TAAKO PLS

[spellslots]

That word has a whole lotta meanings, not my fault I didn't know that one