text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

@ciscodelamancha | text ; private

[franciscoramon]

[ He responds on private because he's not going to ruin the game for other folks just because he knows which one is a lie. ]

when were you a PROFESSOR????
i thought you were mr 'i hate school and also institutional learning'?????

[ text | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

I refuse to believe you survived six months tasting only key lime.

text(s) from @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[1/3]
Obviously 3 is the lie

[2/3]
I'LL KICK HIS ASS

[3/3]
Wait if he's a cat I should probably not do that. Actually what the fuck Taako

text; @crimson.duelist

[verflair]

[ He has so many questions. What sort of spell takes eight hours? What is a movie? What is a Beyoncé???

But he, uh, opts for the least complicated question first: ]

Am I correct in assuming the aim of this game is to guess which of those is the lie?

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

2 is definitely the lie because i dont think anyone is insane enough to cheat on you

[ she's got you, boo. ]

text; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ In lieu of playing the game, enjoy this list: ]

- Back to the Future
- Die Hard
- Footloose
- Top Gun
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off


you can thank me later

@high.queen | text

[ibiza]

I wanted to believe 2 was the truth because it's kind of brilliant, but alas...

text; @s.cougar

[radicalspeed]

Definitely one. The other two sound way too cool to pass up.

text; @ilikehorses

[shoplifter]

I've only seen one movie. I liked it, though.

It was a 'western'.

[eternalmagic]

Apparently I'm not the first to suggest that I don't believe it was a cat.

text; un: feywild

[imperceptus]

[ Lucretia told him that she went to school with Taako, otherwise he might've been lead to #1. But--to his delight, always--he's better informed than that. ]

Hmm. The first one is too simple, and the third one is too specific. So it's got to be #2.

[ Plus he's really good at lying, which helps to spot it in others. ]

I can't imagine who would have the audacity, anyway.

video @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

[She's not gonna play the game because she knows pretty much all his secrets - at least up to the cycle she was from and what he has told her after that - and he knew everything about her as well.]

Am I gotta leave the library here and make sure you hydrate during those eight hours?

@b.potts

[tutee]

[ Bill would think Taako would never be a professor, but then, she knows the Doctor. ]

3 has to be the lie, because if it isn't, I feel downright sorry for you mate.

as for movies, I'm always a fan of classic 80s sci-fi horror. the thing, alien, scanners. all good

[greatflame]

I'm going to guess that the first one is the lie.

[Since they don't sound like how Max imagines a professor would talk...]

@sparrow; text

[flowlikewater]

[ Genji is focused on the one most important bit of information from this post. ]

...gogurt? Does that even still exist?

text;

[pundemic]

2 is definitely the lie. you can be a jackass but not an asshole, you know? big difference.

[she says it with love, taako.]

text; un: sly blue

[bottombitch]

[ Okay, Aoba's met an alien so... after having been here long enough, he's seen some incredible stuff. Including that magical masquerade. ]

So there really are people who can use magic.

Do you like video games?