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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[spellslots]

I'm into it.

Name's Taako, btw, should I call you Your Highness or have you got a name too?

[ibiza]

I'm always fine with titles, but I usually find people are more comfortable with calling me Margo. Nice to meet you, Taako.

[spellslots]

That's a lovely name. Have you been here long, your highness?

[ibiza]

Why, thank you. A couple months, now. Are you newer or a long-time resident?

[spellslots]

Long term, I'm afraid. It's been like six months? Maybe a little more? I was one of the first of our lot and it's been a hell of a ride.

[ibiza]

I can imagine. It's been crazy enough while I've been here. Do you think it's getting progressively easier or progressively more insane?

[spellslots]

[laughtrack.mp3

His personal life is certainly getting progressively more insane, but that's not a topic for strangers.]

It totally feels like there's more weird shit happening, you know? I wasn't waking up in anyone's bed or getting trapped by weird kissing bubbles those first few months. The only major fuck up was on me.

[ibiza]

Hmm. Well, waking up in other people's beds is par for the course for me, but I hear you on the weird shit. It could be worse.

[ She pauses a beat. ]

I feel like I just jinxed us.

[spellslots]

[Oh no he likes her already.]

I mean, same, but usually it involves getting laid and this most certainly did not.

[a tragedy, really.]

Don't sweat it, I'll like, do a banishing spell on any negative vibes. Get rid of the jinx.

[ibiza]

There's your problem. You skipped the fun part. In all seriousness, though, what the hell? Sounds like one of the more random problems to have.

Always nice to have magic on your side.

[spellslots]

It was some kinda drug? I dunno if we ever figured out what the fuck it was but it like, made you kinda confused vis-à-vis whether a bed belonged to you.

Are you magic too, pumpkin?

[ibiza]

I am, actually. I can cast with the best of them.

[spellslots]

I'm gonna get the requisite questions outta the way:
1. What's your class if that exists where you're from
2. Are you human?

[ibiza]

1. As far as I know, they don't classify witches. They do classify the magic witches are capable of, though, and I do physical magic meaning I'm capable of manipulating physical matter. No illusions, no psychic stuff.

2. Utterly human

[spellslots]

Congrats, that's one I haven't run into before. Kinda sucks, though, huh? Like my school of magic is transmutation but I'm not limited to it. I can do illusions and psychic shit and elemental shit

[ibiza]

Not so bad. You get really good at one thing, like a laser focus. I am a little jealous of you, though.

[spellslots]

I mean, I am also very good at my thing.

[and humble!]

And I'm an elf 😉

[ibiza]

I've never actually met an elf before. Huh.

[spellslots]

[taako, who never passes up an opportunity to preen, sends a selfie.]

Now you've officially met an elf, welcome to the future or whatever.

[ibiza]

A very attractive elf! Nice selfie skills!

[spellslots]

Thanks, pumpkin, turns out it's real easy to adapt to all this new technology if you're vain as fuck 😉