text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

@ciscodelamancha | text ; private

[franciscoramon]

[ He responds on private because he's not going to ruin the game for other folks just because he knows which one is a lie. ]

when were you a PROFESSOR????
i thought you were mr 'i hate school and also institutional learning'?????

[spellslots]

That's Professor 'I hate school and also institutional learning' to you.

It was at the Legato Conservatory, we had to study there to get access to the light but obviously I was so good at my shit they gave me a class.

[ text | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

I refuse to believe you survived six months tasting only key lime.

[spellslots]

The statement was everything I drank, not everything I put in my mouth.

[So you know, he could still eat things! But he's still leaving it kind of vague.]

text(s) from @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[1/3]
Obviously 3 is the lie

[2/3]
I'LL KICK HIS ASS

[3/3]
Wait if he's a cat I should probably not do that. Actually what the fuck Taako

[spellslots]

I'm insulted, Maggie.

[Clearly believing he got cheated on is worse than believing he fucked up a spell really badly.]

[dothelokimotion]

Hm.

Number two then. A cat seems too nice.

[spellslots]

What would you have gone for? Something creepy crawly?

[dothelokimotion]

It's a classic.

[ohhmrburnsides]

....what did I do

[spellslots]

I thought frogs were classics.

[spellslots]

You think someone would cheat on this??

text; @crimson.duelist

[verflair]

[ He has so many questions. What sort of spell takes eight hours? What is a movie? What is a Beyoncé???

But he, uh, opts for the least complicated question first: ]

Am I correct in assuming the aim of this game is to guess which of those is the lie?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Good point. And thank god you didn't turn a guy into a cat, I was real concerned there.

[As if that would've been the worst thing Taako's ever done. lbr.]

Wait how did you fuck up a spell that badly?

[spellslots]

Were you gonna end our friendship if I'd turned a dude into a cat?

[They've done unnecessary murders together. Is the cat thing really that bad?]

Voidfish. I had a whole lot of magic but no memory of learning to use it..

[spellslots]

that's the trick.

Then you're supposed to give a 2 truths and 1 lie in return.

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

2 is definitely the lie because i dont think anyone is insane enough to cheat on you

[ she's got you, boo. ]

[spellslots]

Friendship ended with Magnus

Now Hana is my best friend

[ohhmrburnsides]

Probably not, tbh.
Oh, yeah... I forgot. That sucks.
At least key lime gogurt tastes good?

[What's tact.]

[spellslots]

Key lime yogurt doesn't taste all that great after six months

You're supposed to do one now, lets see if you've got anything I don't already know.

text; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ In lieu of playing the game, enjoy this list: ]

- Back to the Future
- Die Hard
- Footloose
- Top Gun
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off


you can thank me later

[spellslots]

I've watched the future one, pretty inaccurate depiction of time travel t b q h

[Is he just fucking with Peter? Is he legit? We'll never know.

(It's the first option).]

What one should I start with?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Okay okay okay let me try.

1. I got kicked out of school for starting a fight
2. Growing up I had 27 pets
3. I was raised by bears

[spellslots]

3 would explain a lot but I'm super sure if you were raised by bears I'd literally never stop hearing about it.

[ohhmrburnsides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯