Taako (
spellslots) wrote in
riverview2017-09-15 11:18 am
Entry tags:
- logan: laura,
- marvel (mcu): loki,
- marvel (mcu): peter quill,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ dmmd: aoba seragaki,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ ffxiv: x'rhun tia,
- ✖ original: mordred,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: genji shimada,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ s-cry-ed: straight cougar,
- ✖ shadowhunter chronicles: max lightwood,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ the adventure zone: magnus burnsides,
- ✖ the last of us: ellie,
- ✖ the magicians: margo hanson
text; @fromTV☂
What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.
["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]
I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.
First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.
The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.
Ready?
1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months
[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]
["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]
I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.
First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.
The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.
Ready?
1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months
[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

@ciscodelamancha | text ; private
when were you a PROFESSOR????
i thought you were mr 'i hate school and also institutional learning'?????
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It was at the Legato Conservatory, we had to study there to get access to the light but obviously I was so good at my shit they gave me a class.
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[ text | un: trickster ]
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[So you know, he could still eat things! But he's still leaving it kind of vague.]
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text(s) from @ruffboi
Obviously 3 is the lie
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I'LL KICK HIS ASS
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Wait if he's a cat I should probably not do that. Actually what the fuck Taako
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[Clearly believing he got cheated on is worse than believing he fucked up a spell really badly.]
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text; @crimson.duelist
But he, uh, opts for the least complicated question first: ]
Am I correct in assuming the aim of this game is to guess which of those is the lie?
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Then you're supposed to give a 2 truths and 1 lie in return.
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@d.va
[ she's got you, boo. ]
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Now Hana is my best friend
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1/2
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text; @star.lord
- Back to the Future
- Die Hard
- Footloose
- Top Gun
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
you can thank me later
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[Is he just fucking with Peter? Is he legit? We'll never know.
(It's the first option).]
What one should I start with?
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@high.queen | text
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text; @s.cougar
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1/2
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also 1/2
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text; @ilikehorses
It was a 'western'.
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[His little murder buddy.]
I've seen a couple of those, been to a town like one, too. Which one did you see?
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No one's ever cheated on me. Can you fucking imagine?
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text; un: feywild
Hmm. The first one is too simple, and the third one is too specific. So it's got to be #2.
[ Plus he's really good at lying, which helps to spot it in others. ]
I can't imagine who would have the audacity, anyway.
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[And Rin is, obviously, on the list.]
Your turn ;)
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video @lightemup
Am I gotta leave the library here and make sure you hydrate during those eight hours?
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I can move around a little, just nothing that'll fuck up my concentration. So you're on dinner tonight, bee-tee-dubs.
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@b.potts
3 has to be the lie, because if it isn't, I feel downright sorry for you mate.
as for movies, I'm always a fan of classic 80s sci-fi horror. the thing, alien, scanners. all good
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Horror movies I am so fucking down for, I've seen alien, haven't heard of that other one but I'll check it out.
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[Since they don't sound like how Max imagines a professor would talk...]
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Bzzt, wrong! It was a philosophy class, kinda, but like not shitty philosophy 😉
You wanna take a second stab at it?
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@sparrow; text
...gogurt? Does that even still exist?
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text;
[she says it with love, taako.]
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You got it half right! It's a lie but not totally, just the motivation for doing it.
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text; un: sly blue
So there really are people who can use magic.
Do you like video games?
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And sure I'm down with video games. I've mostly played like, competitive ones? Whatever they fuck they're called. Not on my own.
["multiplayer" is the word he's looking for.]
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