text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[shoplifter]

It was called Shane. Charl








My grandpa liked the movie a lot. I like the horses in it.

[spellslots]

[There's an interesting correction, but he won't call her on it.]

There's movies actually about horses, you should check some of them out.

[shoplifter]

There are??

What are they called?

[Good thing this is text, she'd be too obviously eager about this.

Not that her username didn't give her away.]

[spellslots]

[He cannot believe he's googling this for her.]

There's one called Spirit which is like from the horses perspective. Something called Flicka is about a girl and a horse being friends, I guess?

[shoplifter]

I'll find them.

[YOU CAN FUCKIN COUNT ON IT.

... Wait.]

Should I be playing the game?

[spellslots]

If you need help hit up @ciscodelamancha and he'll hook you up with the goods

[The movie goods.]

You don't gotta, but you can if you want, kinda makes it more fun.

[shoplifter]

Okay.

I think the wrong one is number two because you turn into cats, not other people.


1. I've eaten birthday cake.
2. My stuffed bear's name is Diego.
3. I like superhero comic books.

[spellslots]

Two is the lie but not for that reason, I can and do turn other people into animals

My dude I'm gonna go for 2 but if it's 1 we're fixing that shit A S A P

[shoplifter]

I almost had birthday cake. For a friend's birthday.

We weren't allowed to have it, though. People got into trouble.

[spellslots]

[Taako, who recently just finished an order, sends Laura a picture.]

What's your favorite flavor of sweet shit cause I can hook you up with the best birthday cake anyone will ever have?

[shoplifter]

What flavors are there?

That one looks good.

I'll eat that kind.

[spellslots]

[Oh no this is a tragedy.]

That one's a chocolate one.

But I can do like, raspberry, vanilla, red velvet, orange and poppyseed, banana. But if you want chocolate we can do that, for sure.

[shoplifter]

I've drank banana-flavors before in special drinks.

Can I watch you make it?

[spellslots]

If you wanna, sure.

Did you like the banana flavor drink?

[shoplifter]

No, it was gross, and sometimes I spilled it on purpose to make them clean it.

[spellslots]

Rude, but I can dig that, we'll avoid banana flavor

Do you have a case worker I should like, call, so she knows where you're gonna be?

[Normally Taako wouldn't give a shit, but.. Laura is a little girl and he doesn't want anyone worrying about her going over to some random dude's house.]

[shoplifter]

They're ruder.

Linda's my case worker. She's nice, but she's not good at tracking.