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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[eternalmagic]

Apparently I'm not the first to suggest that I don't believe it was a cat.

[spellslots]

It was a cat, but it was still the lie.

No one's ever cheated on me. Can you fucking imagine?

[eternalmagic]

Oh, obviously. My mistake.

[spellslots]

Half the people who got this wrong at least have the excuse of not having had the privilege to meet me yet but you've seen me in lingerie. You should've known better.

[eternalmagic]

Maybe, but you know what they say about appearances being deceiving, and all that. Again, though. My mistake.

[spellslots]

[What's that supposed to mean!!!!]

Apology not accepted, but you can work on it.

Your turn

[eternalmagic]

My turn what?

[This is how to type innocently.]

[spellslots]

2 truths 1 lie

You do know how this game is played, right?

[eternalmagic]

I don't remember agreeing to participate.

[spellslots]

It's the unspoken rules of responding.

[eternalmagic]

In that case, you can watch me break them.

[spellslots]

Really not solving my problem with being bored as fuck here.

[eternalmagic]

I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of interest from me anyway. Would it help if I left something with aggression issues and an unreasonable number of legs on your doorstep?

[spellslots]

That would be the opposite of helping, I can't cast other shit while I'm working on this spell!

[eternalmagic]

Well then I am just straight out of ideas.

[spellslots]

Then why'd you reply, Mordred!!

[eternalmagic]

I played your little guessing game, don't be huffy just because I didn't move on to the next round.

[spellslots]

I'll get as huffy as I want, you're not my dad

[eternalmagic]

[....gh.]

Lucky for both of us.

[spellslots]

😉😉😉

[That's it that's the response.

Interpret it as you will.]