text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[greatflame]

I'm going to guess that the first one is the lie.

[Since they don't sound like how Max imagines a professor would talk...]

[spellslots]

[Was it the "chucklefucks"?]

Bzzt, wrong! It was a philosophy class, kinda, but like not shitty philosophy 😉

You wanna take a second stab at it?

[greatflame]

[That and a few other things, bahaha.]

What about the third one?

[He doesn't think it's too much of a stretch for this person to turn someone into a cat if they're talking about casting spells.]

[spellslots]

Nope, that one was also true! Don't mess around with transmutation spells if you don't know your shit.

I never dated the dude who I turned into a cat, so that was the lie

[greatflame]

Oh.

Then what did you turn him into a cat for?

[spellslots]

He was a dick to my sister 🤷

[greatflame]

And you turned him into a cat for forever because of it?

[spellslots]

Nah, I just didn't change him back. I'm sure someone did.

[greatflame]

How would anyone know he wasn't always a cat if he couldn't tell anyone that? Or could he still talk as a cat?

[spellslots]

I'm pretty sure he'd find a way to help people figure it out.

Or he'd just get pinged on a detect magic spell.