text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[spellslots]

There you go ;)

I dunno what the fuck happened to the dude. There was probably someone around who could dispell my magic. But it was cause he was a dick to my sister, I don't date.

[And you can't get cheated on if you don't date.

This is also a lie, a little, but whatever.]

[radicalspeed]

You don't date!? Are you sure you're sticking to that? It'd be a shame to miss out on turning more people into cats. I've never been much for romance myself, but I find sometimes things take pretty surprising turns on the track of life.

.....

And if you're From TV, I imagine you've got a good energy for it.

[spellslots]

Oh, I go on dates, don't get me wrong, I'm a fucking amazing date. But I don't do that whole thing where people are in a relationship, that's for suckers.

[He's so full of shit, jesus.]

1/2

[radicalspeed]

I'll be the judge of that.

[radicalspeed]

Basically, we should go on a friendate!

also 1/2

[spellslots]

[spellslots]

Do I like, know you

[radicalspeed]

Definitely not! Never spoke to you in my life.





Blind friendate! Ha, you get me?

[spellslots]

I mean, I get the concept, you're just coming on a little strong here, my dude

[radicalspeed]

... I am?

Is that why I have such a hard time getting people to go out?

Is it the wording? Am I sounding uncool?

[spellslots]

Are you asking me for dating advice?

[He's lost the thread of this entire conversation.]

[radicalspeed]

............. Dating advice?

I'm dating?

Oh no, I'm not about that scene. Friends would be great though.

[spellslots]

Okay so like, here's the fucking trick: just talk to people and don't be weird about it

[radicalspeed]

I'M WEIRD????

Is it that obvious?


This is explaining a lot about my friend circle, I guess.

I clearly need to do more self-help books.

[spellslots]

Well shit, now there's a situation I can help you with.

[He sends the same link he sent to Cisco, which is his book of fucking ~aphorisms~ all of which are stolen from his own reality and claimed as his own, because that's the kind of person Taako is. They tend to lean towards the "be yourself and love yourself" kind of aphorisms, because that's also the kind of person he is.]

1/2

[radicalspeed]

You what?

[Oh, but a link!! He is momentarily distracted.]

[radicalspeed]

!!!! HEYYYY, this is GOOD STUFF!!!

Jeez, thanks. Let me tell you, finding decent things to read while being stuck in some lousy wheelchair has been a struggle and a half. We'd all be better off heeding a little advice from a good book. "Don't look for society to give you permission to be yourself." Story of out lives back home, and all that.

[spellslots]

Thank you, thank you. The magic jellyfish also appreciated it.

[Thanks, magic jellyfish.]

You just gotta do your own thing, don't worry about anyone giving you shit

[radicalspeed]

Much appreciated, pal.

If you ever need a ride somewhere, just shoot me a message. I'm the driver for the perimeter guard, so I like the excuse to work and actually get to pilot something.

[spellslots]

[Well, he can teleport, but having transport isn't always a bad thing.]

What kinda shit do you drive?

[radicalspeed]

Usually, I start with a car. But anything with wheels or an engine or all of the above will do. I've been thoroughly enjoying driving a wheelchair around, got to admit; it's so compact! So efficient! No gas needed.