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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[spellslots]

Thank you, thank you. The magic jellyfish also appreciated it.

[Thanks, magic jellyfish.]

You just gotta do your own thing, don't worry about anyone giving you shit

[radicalspeed]

Much appreciated, pal.

If you ever need a ride somewhere, just shoot me a message. I'm the driver for the perimeter guard, so I like the excuse to work and actually get to pilot something.

[spellslots]

[Well, he can teleport, but having transport isn't always a bad thing.]

What kinda shit do you drive?

[radicalspeed]

Usually, I start with a car. But anything with wheels or an engine or all of the above will do. I've been thoroughly enjoying driving a wheelchair around, got to admit; it's so compact! So efficient! No gas needed.