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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

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[pundemic]

2 is definitely the lie. you can be a jackass but not an asshole, you know? big difference.

[she says it with love, taako.]

[spellslots]

[Oh that's sweet but, no, he's definitely an asshole sometimes.]

You got it half right! It's a lie but not totally, just the motivation for doing it.

[pundemic]

i dont think this is how the game works!!

[like she knows, tbh. games, what are those.]

do we need anything for dinner? i'm at the store.

[And she caught fish, but. You know. Taako.]

[spellslots]

The overall statement was a lie.

We're all G on that front, Lup took an impromptu trip to some market earlier

[pundemic]

okay but did she get any of these??

[Have a picture of like, an industrial-sized bag of M&Ms because holy shit, sugar coma.]

i didn't even know they made bags this big, what the fuck!]

[spellslots]

I want it like, publicly known that I don't support this endeavor cause I won't be held responsible when you straight up fucking die from too much candy

[pundemic]

no way

you can't actually die from too much food

can you???

[chocolate is definitely a food group for her these days.]

[spellslots]

I am like ninety percent sure you can. I mean you'd have to eat a fuckload of food but you could do it.

[pundemic]

holy shit.

man.

people have it so good here.

[spellslots]

They sure do, my dude.

[pundemic]

[She's been here six months now (longer? less? she hasn't kept track, really) and it still hits her sometimes, how easy things are here. Sometimes it's something as simple as realizing she was taking hot water for granted, or an endless supply of food.

(She's grown like two inches, now. Two!)

Deep breath. She pays for her groceries and starts trudging homeward. (That one, too. She actually has a place she can call home. People in it. Fucking wild.)]

so...

1. i've eaten rats
2. i never watched a movie before coming here
3. this is fucking hard, uhhhh... i've never been inside an airplane?


[The last one is the lie, although only by technicality. She and Joel sheltered in an old, downed plane one night on their big adventure. It just wasn't operational at the time.]

[spellslots]

[He has to google "airplane" to make sure it's the thing he thinks it is.]

Shit. I'm gonna go with 2 but I'm not feeling confident about it.

[pundemic]

yes!! i am so fucking good at this game.

we had a projector and a generator. lots of movies had by all as long as the gas rations weren't 2 strict.

and i'm pretty sure you know i've eaten rats.

[spellslots]

[Yeah he kinda guessed the rat one, since... been there, done that.]

It was the airplane that got me, wasn't sure if the military might've still had some

[pundemic]

we did in the early days, but then we ran outta fuel and it's not like anybody was making more you know? so that kinda put the kay bosh on that.

[kibosh. that is the word she's looking for.]

[spellslots]

[He has no idea what a kay bosh is but can still pick up the general meaning based on context]

I did not actually know but I sure as hell do now and that shit is WILD. How did you not all blow yourselves up?

[Most things run on magical energy, they don't really have gasoline.]

[pundemic]

well

i mean

we kinda did in the end.

[Ha, ha, ha.]

but B4 that i guess there were just enough regulations in place to make sure it didn't happen that often. gotta make due when u don't have magic.

[spellslots]

I guess

What the fuck do they use here? I just kinda didn't care until literally this second