text; @fromTV☂

[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[franciscoramon]

👌🏾

it's already worth plenty in sentimental value
plus i'm really curious if i'm gonna know any of these from my own world

[spellslots]

Gross.

["Sentimental value". Christ.]

I mean, fuck, if you do my plan for getting famous on Earth is down the fucking drain

[franciscoramon]

😇

[ Cisco enjoys tormenting him a little bit. ]

hey think of it like this
i can tell you which ones to keep and which ones to swap out for something else?

[spellslots]

[He's not dignifying that angel with a response.]

Shit, nice. Let's see how many realities I can make it big in.