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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[spellslots]

It was a rough six months and it was a truth,

Horror movies I am so fucking down for, I've seen alien, haven't heard of that other one but I'll check it out.

[tutee]

yikes. so you didn't actually turn someone into a cat?

hell, if you can find a copy of the thing I'll come watch it with you. it's one of my favorites.

[spellslots]

Oh, no, I absolutely did, but the reason wasn't cause he cheated on me. The thug was talking shit about Lup.

Bill, darling, I understand that texting without capitalization is how your lot roll, but sometimes it's important. Is "the thing" a movie or some vague reference like "you know, the thing"

[tutee]

oh then good on you. he deserves worse than being a cat.

sorry. The Thing. 198...2? I think? dir. john carpenter
don't get the remake, it was bollocks.

[spellslots]

It was on a planet that rained fucking constantly and was like 99% water

[So, you know, tailored suffering!]

Okay that looks pretty fucking jamming. I'm gonna watch that soon but sometime we should do a movie thing.

[tutee]

you're savage.

alright, cheers! I'd love to watch movies with you.

[spellslots]

Thank you

[He's a petty bitch, but savage works too.]

Fuck yeah, as long as you don't talk during that shit like some people

(Lup)

[tutee]

my lips are sealed :x

so what spell are you doing that's taking 8 hours?

[spellslots]

Making a transmuter's stone, it's pretty powerful shit but they take a long time to prep and its magic gets consumed when I use it. I've made like four since showing up here and it's getting real boring

[tutee]

what do they do? I mean, "transmute stuff," I suppose... but what does that mean?

[spellslots]

It kinda just like, boosts the shit I can already do

It can give people dark vision or make them resistant to particular types of damage, but the cool shit it does is restoring life or curing diseases and shit

[tutee]

brilliant. magic sounds really useful to have.

is it something anyone can learn?

[spellslots]

In theory, yeah, it's like any kinda skill. Music might be a good comparison just cause not everyone can pick up that shit but it's not like, inherent or whatever, you feel?

[tutee]

what do you reckon, the gramarye is the best place to go for lessons?
I mean, if someone was curious.

[spellslots]

For sure, for sure. There's a couple thugs there from worlds like mine that could teach you

[He would offer but... eh. Nothing personal against Bill he's just lazy.]

[tutee]

[ Yeah... somehow she figures their friendship isn't on a "hey tutor me in magic" level. ]

brilliant. I'll check it out.