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[spellslots]

What's up, chucklefucks, it's me, Taako, everybody's favorite wizard here to beg, desperately, for you to entertain me for next eight fucking hours while I mess with this spell.

["This spell" being his transmutation stone that he needs to remake, but it takes eight hours to prepare and honestly, he's going to go crazy.]

I'll even help you out here but giving you a starting point or several, cause I'm just amazing like that.

First off, give ch'boy some movies to watch or music to listen to. Don't bother recommending Beyoncé I'm all over that already. I can't imagine any of you being interesting enough to keep me amused for eight hours so like, this is my back up plan.

The main plan is let's play a fucking game, I was gonna go with truth or dare but it's hard to police that shit on the network so we're doing two truths and a lie instead.

Ready?

1. I've been a professor
2. I turned a dude into a cat for cheating on me and never turned him back
3. One time I fucked up a spell and everything I drank tasted like key lime gogurt for six months

[[ooc: feel free to threadjack on this one if it gets interesting]]

Comments

[ohhmrburnsides]

....what did I do

[spellslots]

You think someone would cheat on this??

[ohhmrburnsides]

Good point. And thank god you didn't turn a guy into a cat, I was real concerned there.

[As if that would've been the worst thing Taako's ever done. lbr.]

Wait how did you fuck up a spell that badly?

[spellslots]

Were you gonna end our friendship if I'd turned a dude into a cat?

[They've done unnecessary murders together. Is the cat thing really that bad?]

Voidfish. I had a whole lot of magic but no memory of learning to use it..

[ohhmrburnsides]

Probably not, tbh.
Oh, yeah... I forgot. That sucks.
At least key lime gogurt tastes good?

[What's tact.]

[spellslots]

Key lime yogurt doesn't taste all that great after six months

You're supposed to do one now, lets see if you've got anything I don't already know.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Okay okay okay let me try.

1. I got kicked out of school for starting a fight
2. Growing up I had 27 pets
3. I was raised by bears

[spellslots]

3 would explain a lot but I'm super sure if you were raised by bears I'd literally never stop hearing about it.

[ohhmrburnsides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[spellslots]

Has Cisco been teaching you shit?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Did I do that right

[spellslots]

You sure did



You want 3 more?

[ohhmrburnsides]

[spellslots]

[Time to pick shit from the last ten years so that Magnus won't already know the answers.]

1. I've had tea with a bugbear
2. I've been in an illegal wagon race
3. I made out with the lord of Neverwinter once, Artemis Sterling, he's a weird dude.

[ohhmrburnsides]

holy shit did you hook up with the most powerful man in faerun

[spellslots]

Much better assumption, we're friends again.

But nah. What I did do was nearly get him killed so like, close?