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[dothelokimotion]

What kind of stories did you grow up with?

What kind of myths and fairy tales were you told?

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text; @angela

[hevenly]

I grew up hearing tales about the horrors of Asgard. The worst were the stories of Odin's rampages, but the ones that truly kept me up at night were the stories about the cannibal Volstagg.

[dothelokimotion]

Having seen Volstagg at work, this is a very reasonable fear.

[ Still it's . . . jarring. Asgard was the Eternal Realm. Adored by all. ]

Did you ever visit Asgard?

[hevenly]

Only later. After the Tenth Realm was returned to the World Tree.

After I learned the truth of my parentage.

[dothelokimotion]

You are braver than me in this.

[hevenly]

[ She's braver than him in a lot of things. ]

I had nowhere else to go.

I did not stay long, and when I was brought back the second time, I was promptly declared níð and exiled.

[dothelokimotion]

[ It's true. ]

Asgard does like decreeing that. Though I suppose it's kind of them not to leave any room for error.

[hevenly]

To be fair, I had kidnapped the heir to the throne and thrown her into a furnace.

[ Probably the most selfless Angela has ever been, admitting that someone might have seen her actions as wrong. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Dare I ask?

[hevenly]

She's fine now.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Good enough for Loki. ]

But you are not.

[hevenly]

Who says so?

[dothelokimotion]

You did, long ago. We had discussed the nature of homes.

[hevenly]

I was different then. I am happy with the home I have made on Earth.

text; @LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

someone teach Angela how to reaction gif

[hevenly]

What is this. Who is that man?

[ikols]

He thinks your stories of Volstagg are excellent, that's all. :)

[hevenly]

Why would he think them excellent. Volstagg eats children.

[ikols]

Fandral often frys them after Hogun has broken their bones, then Sif tenderises the meat before turning it into baby-brother, just as Volstagg likes it.

[hevenly]

Are you being purposefully cruel?

[ikols]

It's all true! They tried to eat me once but I was so pure they vomited me up and fled on the spot.

[hevenly]

You are anything but pure, brother.

[ikols]

RUDE.

[hevenly]

Am I wrong?

[ikols]

I'm trying to tell a story here.

[not commenting but-]

[shoplifter]

[What the fuck guys.]