scoutsniper: idec (bloody despair)

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[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-22 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he repeats: what the fuck was that.

In fact, what the fuck was even going on here, because if he replayed that in his head, it sure looked like she rescued his ass from a bad situation. That...doesn't happen in Frank's life. Ever. For about a dozen different reasons. ]


I'm good. [Which is not quite the same as being 'fine'. But he's functional. That counts. Although, in the future, he'd appreciate if she could aim the arterial blood spray away from him. ]

Nice moves.
scoutsniper: dobe (peacoat caught in the act)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-22 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's why he's never going to ask her. Obviously.

Besides, half the points off for getting him bloody. ]


Space Marine. [Two words that individually make sense, but no sense together. How's that work?]

Yeah, think that pretty much tops off alien as shit for me. [He's going to step closer to inspect it. ] They work alone or are we about to get a lot more company?
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[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blood splatter, he's down with. Not on his own face, though. Sharing is not always caring.]

Seriously? Fucking moon station. You'd think that'd be normal.

[Seriously, if you put the pieces together....and, uh, she's...kind of hot. Concentrate, asshole. ]

You've got better equipment. [It's not unfair, just...unfair.]
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[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? You look normal. [That's the non-sci-fi guy commenting on someone being born far from Earth. She doesn't seem to have tentacles or spots or anything...that he can see. ]

That could get...gross. [Okay, why is that image in his head right now? Because it could get gross, but he kind of wants to see that. ]
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[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-25 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Blood comes off skin, but it also carries a shit ton of diseases. [Bloodborne pathogens not a thing in weird space future?]

We've come this far. Haven't seen anything worth reporting back.

Unless you're getting tired or something.
scoutsniper: idec (what the hell)

are they going to end up together XD

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-25 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure I trust their medicine. [Frank Castle? Paranoid? Nah. ]

If I can see them, I can handle them. [He sounds cocky--most of it is legit. The rest is, uh, his own unique brand of machismo.]

...what? [That was a joke, right? ]
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LOL

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-25 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not go full sci fi bullshit? How do we know we're not, you know goddam clones?

[One Frank Castle is enough. Even for Frank Castle.]

Yeah, no. I don't need shit like that. [Also, he's going to just forget the compliment. For reasons. And for the same reasons, she can take point for now, and he'll bring up the six, checking their route. ]
scoutsniper: idec (what the hell)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm good on never having a clone, fucking, period.

[Why can't shit be just the normal amount of fucked up?]

Yeah, yeah, I heard. You can make your own fetish porn video of you naked blood wrestling these things, with a kick ass techno soundtrack. Got it.

[He...would buy that video.]
scoutsniper: arschbombe (keep talking)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who keeps talking about fighting naked. I'm just rolling with it.

[Okay, running with it. Same difference.]

Maybe I aim a little higher.
scoutsniper: arschbombe (keep talking)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not my fault.

[It means it's her fault, for putting the idea in his head.]

I don't know. Should make whichever's hardest to wash off the highest.

Probably glitter. Glitter wrestling. [Because that shit is the worst.]
scoutsniper: arschbombe (the fuck?)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's been a while, okay?

[Shut up. He's never mentioning her naked again. ]

Maybe no one's made it to that level yet. You should just stick to normal wrestling.
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[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
The fact I haven't been laid in god knows how long ain't exactly sweet talk.

[Sounds kind of pathetic, really.]

How about normal, naked gymnastics? [If she's taking suggestions and while the path they're on is still empty of things that need killing.]
scoutsniper: dobe (peacoat weighing)

[personal profile] scoutsniper 2017-10-26 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Seriously?] Are you seriously criticizing me right now for not being a goddam creep?

[He kept it joking, the way Marines joked with each other. Not creepy.]

You know, NOT the kind of detail you need to be sharing in the middle of this conversation.

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