TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

Well, well, well. It's been awhile, friends.

Since it looks like we're getting into most fun times of the year, I figured now was as good of a time as any to offer everyone to play a game with me. I promise it won't be exceptionally difficult.

Let me introduce you to Sombra's Achievement Game.

So here's basically how it works. I have in this post a list of possible achievements with pre-determined points associated with each achievement. All you have to do is earn those achievements and accumulate as many Sombra Points as you can. The game begins today and ends on December 1st. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins a very special prize from yours truly. I'll of course keep you all updated on your current standings and check in here and there.

Now, here are some rules to play by and the list of achievements you can earn.


💀 All achievements in question must have happened here and not in your home world. With that in mind, if you think you deserve the achievement, I need proof. That's right, these aren't freebies. I need your receipts.

💀 If you wish to provide proof via privately, this is acceptable. Consider it a private little game. Nobody else needs to pry into your life, right?

💀 You may provide your proof in either this post, my personal inbox, or in follow up posts tallying Sombra Points.

💀 The prize is a secret. You won't know what it is until it's earned. If you're the winner, you can reveal it to everyone else at that time.

💀 If you have any follow up questions, please place them here or in my inbox. I'll be happy to clarify for you!

Now then. Time for the achievement list, right?

💀 Acquaintance - Hold a brief conversation with Sombra. Preferably for more than five turns. - 5 SP
💀 Pity Party - Secret unlockable. How do you earn this one? Who knows! - 1 SP
💀 Chatty Cathy - Hold a full conversation with Sombra for ten turns or more. - 10 SP
💀 What a Twist - Express your theory on why we're actually here. Are we dead all along? Will it all end in a church before we know it? What if we're all living this through our dreams? Who knows! - 10 SP
💀 Friends in the End - Make a friend with someone you would never have expected in your wildest imagination. - 15 SP
💀 Paramour - Did you develop a romantic relationship here? You deserve this achievement for sure. One night stands don't count. - 20 SP
💀 Vendetta - Did you make yourself a rival or personal enemy here? I'd love to know. - 25 SP
💀 Only Human - Easily earned if you're just human in the end. - 10 SP
💀 That's Bananas & Peanut Butter - Earn this if you aren't human. - 20 SP
💀 Cut Me Deep - Have you hurt someone here? Physical injuries only. Harsh words don't cut it. - 15 SP
💀 In My Head - Your memories were shared with someone, or someone shared their memories with you. And I don't mean by conversation. - 15 SP
💀 All Body Types - Your body was changed in some way against your will. Did you temporarily become older? Or younger? - 15 SP
💀 Career Day - Doing something here that you wouldn't normally do for a job? State your previous job and your current one here. Show the receipts if you have them. - 10 SP
💀 I'm Not Really Feeling It - Had your emotions tampered with against your will in some way. - 15 SP
💀 Tuesday's Finest - Dress up for Halloween. - 20 SP
💀 Sugar For a Skull - Share your Halloween goods with Sombra. - 50 SP

Comments

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

trying to get people to play a game to make friends with you?

[ still though, a game is a game and hana wants to win?? ]

TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

That's me.
How about you? Are you game?

Looks like you already started, actually.

[bunnyhopped]

i guess

[ let her play please she just wants points. whatever the hell they do. ]

who's winning so far?

[doxxing]

Rin, the handsome drow fellow that commented first. He's in a pretty strong lead. I'm sure you could catch up though, D.Va.

[bunnyhopped]

oh that's the guy that thinks genji has a nice ass

[ she doesn't even respond to the second thing, though; she knows she can catch up. ]

do you get 15 points for every time you got the memory thing?

[doxxing]

Well, he's not really wrong.

Sorry, you only get one, even though I'd be tempted.

[bunnyhopped]

he's old

anyway that's too bad. bc i'd probably have like 150 points by now

[doxxing]

Sorry, I'll remember to point out 19-year-old butts to you.

That would definitely put you in the lead. Tell you what: if you have some good details to share, I might be flexible.

[bunnyhopped]

i have eyes, so no thanks

probably nothing you don't already know, since you're sooo good at that aren't you?

[doxxing]

Probably for the best.

If you're going to be lazy about this game, then I guess you're just gonna be stuck with the points you have right now.

[bunnyhopped]

[ wow don't call her lazy about a game!? It's awful enough that she'd seen some of her friends' most private or horrifying memories - she doesn't need to go spreading them around to Sombra. ]

i'm serious! bunch of people got a glimpse into the life of d.va. what more do you want?

[doxxing]

I think my rules are pretty clear. I can be flexible, but if you don't want to display the proof even privately to me then I don't know how you expect me to award you any points.

<private>

[bunnyhopped]

[ ugh, she wants those points ... so she puts the private filter on. ]

what kind of proof you would you even need?

anyway people saw my memories. the day i got drafted in to the army, back when the king's row uprising happened...

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[glitterpants]

D.VA SAAAAN
Do not worry! If all else fails, you are the winner of my heart!!

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

[bunnyhopped]

[ FACEPALM

okay. this is fine. Hana is used to getting unsolicited adoration from fans. it's. cool. ]

Thanks for your support! ♥

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ He's squinting... wait, wait.. is that a heart?
...

NO, IT'S A PROCLAMATION OF LOVE!! What a surprise, coming from D.va! ]</sub>

Oh.. you are too forward, sweet rose..
I am here to support you.. until the end of time!
There are plenty of achievements i know you will be able to unlock. We could maybe even work together and get one as a team!

_{[ He's only just talking about that romance one... and that's.. really all he's referring to. ]}

[bunnyhopped]

[ Forward? What on earth is he talking about— oh. The heart. Crap, she'd typed it as a force of habit but she should've known that Karamatsu would take it 100% seriously!?

She's just squinting at her phone. ]

Friends in the end seems like a good one

[glitterpants]

_{[ not what he was thinking, but he's painfully optimistic. He'll take it. ]}
Madamoiselle, i am more than flattered that you think of us as such!! So. Wonderful!
Perhaps we could broaden our friendship in some way.. i am still going to take you to the moon one day.
_{[ He has no idea how. Sad trumpet noises. ]}

[bunnyhopped]

[ hana what have you done karamatsu is literally unstoppable nothing deters him ]

we're already on a moon tho... remember?

1.2

[glitterpants]

2.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ HOW. EMBARRASSING. ]}
I see.... of course... the moon...
I brought you here.. through Fate! As far as bringing you back.. well...
It *is* a nice moon, isn't it? Because if it weren't for Fate, i would not have met somebody like you.
_{[ Hana, you're gonna have to be harsher with him. ]}

[bunnyhopped]

some weird portal brought us here
lucky you, huh? i bet there's no d.va where you're from!

[ yes she will have to be harsher at him but also - she enjoys the attention... ]

[glitterpants]

There is no heavenly angel quite like you.. no...
But there is a pretty devil where i am from.
_{[ Ah... ]}

I pray one day that she will make it here.. seeing you both together would be miraculous.
_{[ Stop??? Being weird..]}

[bunnyhopped]

[ W O W what's with that... that's so weird ]

i'm not just some innocent angel you know! and stop it that's so weird!!

[glitterpants]

_{[ Oh shit, he said something weird again, didn't he? ]}
Ah ... i mean.. you both would make good friends i believe..
In any case... i am rooting for you when it comes to Sombra's game! We are rivals now, aren't we? I am also participating.