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Well, well, well. It's been awhile, friends.

Since it looks like we're getting into most fun times of the year, I figured now was as good of a time as any to offer everyone to play a game with me. I promise it won't be exceptionally difficult.

Let me introduce you to Sombra's Achievement Game.

So here's basically how it works. I have in this post a list of possible achievements with pre-determined points associated with each achievement. All you have to do is earn those achievements and accumulate as many Sombra Points as you can. The game begins today and ends on December 1st. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins a very special prize from yours truly. I'll of course keep you all updated on your current standings and check in here and there.

Now, here are some rules to play by and the list of achievements you can earn.

💀 All achievements in question must have happened here and not in your home world. With that in mind, if you think you deserve the achievement, I need proof. That's right, these aren't freebies. I need your receipts.

💀 If you wish to provide proof via privately, this is acceptable. Consider it a private little game. Nobody else needs to pry into your life, right?

💀 You may provide your proof in either this post, my personal inbox, or in follow up posts tallying Sombra Points.

💀 The prize is a secret. You won't know what it is until it's earned. If you're the winner, you can reveal it to everyone else at that time.

💀 If you have any follow up questions, please place them here or in my inbox. I'll be happy to clarify for you!

Now then. Time for the achievement list, right?

💀 Acquaintance - Hold a brief conversation with Sombra. Preferably for more than five turns. - 5 SP
💀 Pity Party - Secret unlockable. How do you earn this one? Who knows! - 1 SP
💀 Chatty Cathy - Hold a full conversation with Sombra for ten turns or more. - 10 SP
💀 What a Twist - Express your theory on why we're actually here. Are we dead all along? Will it all end in a church before we know it? What if we're all living this through our dreams? Who knows! - 10 SP
💀 Friends in the End - Make a friend with someone you would never have expected in your wildest imagination. - 15 SP
💀 Paramour - Did you develop a romantic relationship here? You deserve this achievement for sure. One night stands don't count. - 20 SP
💀 Vendetta - Did you make yourself a rival or personal enemy here? I'd love to know. - 25 SP
💀 Only Human - Easily earned if you're just human in the end. - 10 SP
💀 That's Bananas & Peanut Butter - Earn this if you aren't human. - 20 SP
💀 Cut Me Deep - Have you hurt someone here? Physical injuries only. Harsh words don't cut it. - 15 SP
💀 In My Head - Your memories were shared with someone, or someone shared their memories with you. And I don't mean by conversation. - 15 SP
💀 All Body Types - Your body was changed in some way against your will. Did you temporarily become older? Or younger? - 15 SP
💀 Career Day - Doing something here that you wouldn't normally do for a job? State your previous job and your current one here. Show the receipts if you have them. - 10 SP
💀 I'm Not Really Feeling It - Had your emotions tampered with against your will in some way. - 15 SP
💀 Tuesday's Finest - Dress up for Halloween. - 20 SP
💀 Sugar For a Skull - Share your Halloween goods with Sombra. - 50 SP

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First of all: dreadful human bias.

Secondly, what if you had an enemy but they've mysteriously disappeared? Does that still count? I think it should still count.

Interesting way to pry into people's lives.

[Which of course means he's interested in playing.]

Can I cash my Sombra Points early for favors? I've thought of something I could definitely use your help for.

 You really have colorful ways of info-grabbing people.

Nice to see that hasn't changed.

hey i wanna play!

i made friends with this guy called lyle and hes like way smarter than me
dude pilots a freaking mecha
i never thought anything like thatd happen to me
our first convo is here but weve talked in person a bunch of other times too
dunno how i can share that

oh also i plan on dressing up for halloween as a werewolf
will send photos
and im human

Kinda hard to prove some of this shit, isn't it? I didn't exactly stop to take pics last time I kicked someone's ass

[Because lmao this ancient fossil has not figured out how to type yet.]

How long would you say a turn is?

I see.... a very interesting game you have.
A challenge? A task? Something beyond my wildest dreams? Who knows... but i can accept. There is a lot of vigor in my soul! And if i believe in myself.. ah.. maybe i can win, oui???

I am human! I am the most human.. the best human! Back home, i was given the task of being the second eldest in my family.. i did not work, but then... i went to space! And i had gotten a job in space, but we were very busy.. protecting others from aliens and going to other planets! There was no time to work, we had to stick togther.

And then.. i realized i was here... when it got really bad..
I believe i was brought here to be kept safe.. that is my theory. I believe.. by a miracle.. somebody cares about me! A heavenly being, or something divine, it is keeping me safe.. because the strange world i was in before was very dangerous.

Romance? Heh, of course. They are all unrequited, though.
I must make them shy, but soon i will unlock the passion within their hearts, and they will fall in love with me also!
_{[ oh my god shut up. ]}

trying to get people to play a game to make friends with you?

[ still though, a game is a game and hana wants to win?? ]

[ Well Shigeru has had the unfortunate experience of some of these. Still he's...kinda curious about this game when it pops up for him. ]

This is really creative! Have you met...a lot of people who aren't human here?

[ Shigeru looks human but he's totally not in a sense. ]

What if you own a candy store, would that still count for sharing Halloween goods? They've got Halloween appropriate wrappers now so they're technically Halloween goods.

And does it count for unexpected friends if you never expected to have any?

Ooh. This game looks like fun.

May I ask what your personal favorite achievement is?

[Billy doesn't understand this, but it's not like he has anything else to do--especially since he's considering on staying away from the battlefield for now. Plus he has to give this person credit: this is a pretty creative way to get ahold of gossip (even though it's not in a saloon).]

I don't have wings or scales or powers, so I'm human, but I do fine without all those things.

[He would say more, but there are quite a few personal questions in the list that he'd rather not answer--at least for now.]

[ He's trying to keep how competitive he feels on the DL, but... ]

There has been a lot of non-humans. I prefer not to fight people, so there are some things I won't encounter ever.

[ That makes him sound boring. ]

It's amazing how many of these I have accomplished simply by having an enemy constantly around.

[He and Dodger have done quite a few of these things on the list to one another. Consider this to be his intrigue in the game.]

I've often wondered why it all ended in a church as well. Very strange. Perhaps stranger than even being here, to some.

Can any of the achievements be repeated?

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