riverview | TEXT; xxreaperxx

Well, well, well. It's been awhile, friends.

Since it looks like we're getting into most fun times of the year, I figured now was as good of a time as any to offer everyone to play a game with me. I promise it won't be exceptionally difficult.

Let me introduce you to Sombra's Achievement Game.

So here's basically how it works. I have in this post a list of possible achievements with pre-determined points associated with each achievement. All you have to do is earn those achievements and accumulate as many Sombra Points as you can. The game begins today and ends on December 1st. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins a very special prize from yours truly. I'll of course keep you all updated on your current standings and check in here and there.

Now, here are some rules to play by and the list of achievements you can earn.

💀 All achievements in question must have happened here and not in your home world. With that in mind, if you think you deserve the achievement, I need proof. That's right, these aren't freebies. I need your receipts.

💀 If you wish to provide proof via privately, this is acceptable. Consider it a private little game. Nobody else needs to pry into your life, right?

💀 You may provide your proof in either this post, my personal inbox, or in follow up posts tallying Sombra Points.

💀 The prize is a secret. You won't know what it is until it's earned. If you're the winner, you can reveal it to everyone else at that time.

💀 If you have any follow up questions, please place them here or in my inbox. I'll be happy to clarify for you!

Now then. Time for the achievement list, right?

💀 Acquaintance - Hold a brief conversation with Sombra. Preferably for more than five turns. - 5 SP
💀 Pity Party - Secret unlockable. How do you earn this one? Who knows! - 1 SP
💀 Chatty Cathy - Hold a full conversation with Sombra for ten turns or more. - 10 SP
💀 What a Twist - Express your theory on why we're actually here. Are we dead all along? Will it all end in a church before we know it? What if we're all living this through our dreams? Who knows! - 10 SP
💀 Friends in the End - Make a friend with someone you would never have expected in your wildest imagination. - 15 SP
💀 Paramour - Did you develop a romantic relationship here? You deserve this achievement for sure. One night stands don't count. - 20 SP
💀 Vendetta - Did you make yourself a rival or personal enemy here? I'd love to know. - 25 SP
💀 Only Human - Easily earned if you're just human in the end. - 10 SP
💀 That's Bananas & Peanut Butter - Earn this if you aren't human. - 20 SP
💀 Cut Me Deep - Have you hurt someone here? Physical injuries only. Harsh words don't cut it. - 15 SP
💀 In My Head - Your memories were shared with someone, or someone shared their memories with you. And I don't mean by conversation. - 15 SP
💀 All Body Types - Your body was changed in some way against your will. Did you temporarily become older? Or younger? - 15 SP
💀 Career Day - Doing something here that you wouldn't normally do for a job? State your previous job and your current one here. Show the receipts if you have them. - 10 SP
💀 I'm Not Really Feeling It - Had your emotions tampered with against your will in some way. - 15 SP
💀 Tuesday's Finest - Dress up for Halloween. - 20 SP
💀 Sugar For a Skull - Share your Halloween goods with Sombra. - 50 SP

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[oh my god]

All right, buddy, I don't think I can give you that last one. One-sided crushes don't really account to dating, do they?

But I guess I can also give you this one.

_{[ he wants to cry I don't think he really understands the last one you gave him but he got points so that's all that matters. ]}
I knew i would be excellent at this game! My job now.. it was handed handsomely to me.. I am an actor, ah. I am basically famous.
_{[ he's that extra character that dies in every episode but-- ]}

I will also be dressing up for halloween... something very sexy.. but it is a secret, i cannot tell.
_{[ it's a werewolf.. just like his brother. ]}
Perhaps you would be interested in getting a picture with moi instead of me sending you pictures.

You know what?

Sure. When Halloween hits, you and me. Let's take selfies. I wanna see what you're putting on for the day. You'll get points when the day rolls around.

_{[ He expects her to say no, because getting a picture with a girl is like a huge pedestal in his life that he has never achieved, so he sends a message a little bit too quick before reading her answer. ]}

There is no need to be coy, i'm sure you will look even prettier than me in the picture!

Ah wait a moment... you sent a strange message just now.
You will?

Don't worry, I will.

Sure, unless you're gonna make me change my mind.

_{[ SWEATS PROFUSELY.... DON'T FUCK UP, KARA. YOU MIGHT EVEN GET... A PAT ON THE BACK. ]}
I'd never do such a thing to you! Oh.. i can tell you.. all about what happened on the Eluvio.. i learned so much there, i think my biggest lesson was.. to not trust anyone.
Ah.. and let's see ... my body was not altered there, but soon after i arrived here, i became a ten years old. It was very strange, because one of my brothers also arrived here.. but we are all the same age! So it was very confusing.. i could not tell you why this happened to me.

There is.. video evidence of me as a child! I am the cutest, non?

Trust can be a difficult thing to make. But if you can't trust friends, then what's the point of having one, right?

[this is a big lie. TRUST NO ONE, KARA]

Hmm. You look like just a midget version of yourself.
But that'll work for an achievement.

_{[ you can call him a midget HE DOESN'T CARE. HE'S STILL SHORT AS AN ADULT. ]}
Ah, this is so easy..!
I do not know of any other skills that i have... hmmm.. what else is there about me.. what are my.. *charm points* ...
_{[ why is this speed dating suddenly.. ]}

There is something very unique and very rare about me.. a grown man over twenty...
the purest and most heavenly beings smile down upon me,
they treasure what it is i have kept sacred,
for so very long...

it's a secret, and yet,
*and yet* so many people know of it,
i am strong,
awaiting the mystical paths of Fate to tug at my heart strings,
and though i do grow patient, i know it will pay off i the end..

I am a virgin!
Take pity on me and give me the points i deserve!
_{[ don't try and make this sound cool.. ]}

You got your freebie already.

[THIS GUY...]

_{[ Oh, darn. ]}
I see.... well, i suppose you are too kind to give me a freebie so early in the game!
You mentioned halloween sweets though.. do you have a favorite? A favorite kind of chocolates? Ah.. box of chocolates with flowers?
_{[ that's so sappy for Halloween, stop. You've had this conversation with Reaper about her. ]}

Halloween-themed candy preferably.

Don't make it weird.

_{[ He'll make it weird. ]}
I see... the classics like candy corn and small, foil wrapped chocolates in the shapes of pumpkins and ghosts..
If you were to guess my favorite kind of candy, what do you think i like?
_{[ Please don't think about this too hard. ]}

This one.

_{[ Why does that unique shape look so familiar? Hang on, hang on.. oh no, he knows exactly what that is! Why is she showing him a picture of that!? ]}

_{[ Could she not know? Did she mistake it for something else? Oh no, he doesn't want to make her feel bad, so he just... plays.. along.. hang in there, Kara! ]}

Ah.. that particular kind.. well, it has been awhile since i have gotten that kind.. i'm always excited when i have them!
[ WATCH YOUR WORDS. ]

But... i was going to say.. kisses are my favorite kind.
_{[ YOU RUINED HIS DUMB JOKE WITH YOUR DUMB JOKE. ]}

Oh yeah? How excited?

Of course you were.

[my dumb joke is better!! excuse!]

So excited, i feel like i could explode!
Ah... i will make note of this.. so when i receive candy, i'll give you your favorites.

I'll just bet.

Don't disappoint me now, all right?

I'd never do anything to disappoint such a beautiful lady!!
_{[ that's just asking for disappointment.. ]}

I'm sure I'm the first one you've told that to.

[OKAY BUDDY]

Ah.. absolutely not.. it is my utmost concern that i do not let anybody down.
Speaking of which.. is there anything i may do that could assist in this game you have got going on? Hm?
_{[ He means brownie points, but judging by who he is and what he does, he isn't a very useful person. ]}

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im freakin dying lmao

it only gets worse from here

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