TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

Well, well, well. It's been awhile, friends.

Since it looks like we're getting into most fun times of the year, I figured now was as good of a time as any to offer everyone to play a game with me. I promise it won't be exceptionally difficult.

Let me introduce you to Sombra's Achievement Game.

So here's basically how it works. I have in this post a list of possible achievements with pre-determined points associated with each achievement. All you have to do is earn those achievements and accumulate as many Sombra Points as you can. The game begins today and ends on December 1st. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins a very special prize from yours truly. I'll of course keep you all updated on your current standings and check in here and there.

Now, here are some rules to play by and the list of achievements you can earn.


💀 All achievements in question must have happened here and not in your home world. With that in mind, if you think you deserve the achievement, I need proof. That's right, these aren't freebies. I need your receipts.

💀 If you wish to provide proof via privately, this is acceptable. Consider it a private little game. Nobody else needs to pry into your life, right?

💀 You may provide your proof in either this post, my personal inbox, or in follow up posts tallying Sombra Points.

💀 The prize is a secret. You won't know what it is until it's earned. If you're the winner, you can reveal it to everyone else at that time.

💀 If you have any follow up questions, please place them here or in my inbox. I'll be happy to clarify for you!

Now then. Time for the achievement list, right?

💀 Acquaintance - Hold a brief conversation with Sombra. Preferably for more than five turns. - 5 SP
💀 Pity Party - Secret unlockable. How do you earn this one? Who knows! - 1 SP
💀 Chatty Cathy - Hold a full conversation with Sombra for ten turns or more. - 10 SP
💀 What a Twist - Express your theory on why we're actually here. Are we dead all along? Will it all end in a church before we know it? What if we're all living this through our dreams? Who knows! - 10 SP
💀 Friends in the End - Make a friend with someone you would never have expected in your wildest imagination. - 15 SP
💀 Paramour - Did you develop a romantic relationship here? You deserve this achievement for sure. One night stands don't count. - 20 SP
💀 Vendetta - Did you make yourself a rival or personal enemy here? I'd love to know. - 25 SP
💀 Only Human - Easily earned if you're just human in the end. - 10 SP
💀 That's Bananas & Peanut Butter - Earn this if you aren't human. - 20 SP
💀 Cut Me Deep - Have you hurt someone here? Physical injuries only. Harsh words don't cut it. - 15 SP
💀 In My Head - Your memories were shared with someone, or someone shared their memories with you. And I don't mean by conversation. - 15 SP
💀 All Body Types - Your body was changed in some way against your will. Did you temporarily become older? Or younger? - 15 SP
💀 Career Day - Doing something here that you wouldn't normally do for a job? State your previous job and your current one here. Show the receipts if you have them. - 10 SP
💀 I'm Not Really Feeling It - Had your emotions tampered with against your will in some way. - 15 SP
💀 Tuesday's Finest - Dress up for Halloween. - 20 SP
💀 Sugar For a Skull - Share your Halloween goods with Sombra. - 50 SP

Comments

private

[doxxing]

I put up with him. What about it?

perma private

[spellslots]

I wrecked his shop pretty severely like four months ago, you could ask him about it but I'm sure he'd just lie

[doxxing]

Or tell me it's not any of my business. Damn, it's a real shame you didn't take any pictures.

What'd he do to piss you off?

[spellslots]

In my defense, kinda hard to take pictures of someone who's invisible

[Also he was?? badly burned at the time and eager to get that sorted out ASAP, but you know, mostly the invisible thing]

He just tried to start shit cause he had beef with the dude I was dating. Boring as fuck reason, I know, but that's on him

[doxxing]

I'm not blaming you, I just would have liked to have seen it.

Nah, I understand. Seems like Dodger can't help but get into fights with people constantly anyway. Was the guy you were seeing anyone I know?

[spellslots]

Maybe next time 🤷

Not a clue if you know him, he's a cop? Eddie Thawne, but we're not a thing anymore

[This was never a secret, so he doesn't have issues sharing.]

[doxxing]

I heard of him. I think I could probably slide the achievement your way. Any chance you're back in the dating scene?

[spellslots]

Might be, but apparently gentlemen don't kiss and tell

[There's a clue! Not a very difficult one, but whatever. Sorry for tattling, Rin.]

[doxxing]

[!! Ooooo, this is juicy!]



Your secret's safe with me. I'll try not to rub it in his face.

[spellslots]

It's hardly a secret, he's just being coy

I'm an elf, too, if you wanna count that one

[He even sends a selfie to prove it!]

[doxxing]

It's a little romantic. But also very coy of him.

[!!! MORE ELVES. This is fantastic.]



I love this place. Elves definitely don't exist where I'm from.

[spellslots]

That's Rin for ya

[He's very charmed by it all, don't tell anyone.]

Let me guess, you're from Earth?

FYI I can hit the memory one, the body one (I was like eleven again, it was wild), and the friend one. Kinda cover that last one with the boyfriend thing, my sister laughed for like twenty minutes when I told her I was friends with a cop.

[doxxing]

[It's okay, Rin is very charming.]

Got it in one. I'm from the same world D.Va and Genji are from.

Hm. Any chance you have anything to back up your statements? I'll definitely give you the friend one, though.

[spellslots]

[The next response is a little delayed, because he had to get Lucretia to text him a photo, but as soon as he's got that he flicks it to Sombra. It's of a young elf, at one of the markets in Riverview, and judging by the hair & skin color it's pretty likely to be Taako.]

That was taken when the chalice was fucking up the portal, I'm a cute kid, right? And hey, if you know Hana you can ask her about the memory shit, she saw one of mine

[doxxing]

Adorable as hell.
I'll follow up with her. Until then, here's what you're getting, Taako:

[spellslots]

Flatterer

Did I get my points for kicking Dodger's ass, too?

[doxxing]

Hell yes you do. My bad. Would you consider him something of a rival or enemy?

[spellslots]

If he like breathes in my general vicinity ever again I'm gonna kill him so, yeah?

[doxxing]

Sounds good to me.



He sure likes to make enemies around here, doesn't he?

[spellslots]

It's probably daddy issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[doxxing]

Okay, that made me laugh.

Are you dressing up for Halloween?

[spellslots]

Oh, for sure, this is the first holiday from Earth that's actually fucking cool. We usually do our costume shit at midsummer

[doxxing]

Make sure you get me a selfie. And try to include Rin, too.

[spellslots]

I can get you one outta two, Rin doesn't do selfies

[doxxing]

Of course he doesn't. Can you get him to dress up at all? I'd stop by to see that in person.

Oh yeah, since I confirmed with Hana: