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[shoplifter]

[There is a mildly anxious child on the feed, sitting on the edge of the community building roof as she munches down on some potato chips; this child's diet is 1000% on point. But more importantly, she flashes the video feed several stories below toward some of the trees. The little accent is full of confusion:]

They are dying. What are they sick with?

Shouldn't someone do something to save them? ¿Dónde está el jardinero?

[Seriously, nobody seems concerned about the leaves all falling off. Or them turning odd colors.]

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[ voice ]

[dothelokimotion]

Global warming.

Blame the humans, it's their fault.

[ voice ]

[shoplifter]

Glo-bawl warming.

[She stretches the phrase in that little spanish accent, trying to make sense of what it could be about.]

The world is getting hotter? ¿Por qué?

[dothelokimotion]

Because mankind apparently thinks using the dead remains of prehistoric animals is a viable alternative for energy.

[ Go figure. ]

And as such, the more they burn and waste, the hotter your planet gets.

[shoplifter]

[she just

stares at you

because she has no clue what the fuck you just said]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Ah, right. ]

They burn things and don't realize they are hurting the only place they can live on.

[shoplifter]

... It doesn't make very much sense.

It's supposed to be their homes.

[I mean, this is a captain planet thread, but it's true, so.]

[dothelokimotion]

They are not very smart. Or used to long-term planning.

[ Neither is Loki but details. ]

[shoplifter]

[DETAILS!!!]

How do you fix it? The global warming.

[dothelokimotion]

They lack the technology for it. Asgard probably has a way of siphoning extra heat dispersion and using it for energy but I cannot recall how.

[shoplifter]

Asgard must be very -- advanced.

[dothelokimotion]

It has been around for eons. A realm married to science and magic, a golden city.

[ A trace of fondness enters his voice. ]

There is no other like it.

[shoplifter]

A golden city sounds like it would hurt your eyes.

[ruining your fondness with blunt commentary]

[dothelokimotion]

[ And yet. ]

Well, the palace mostly. It's an expression.

[shoplifter]

[Oh. Alright. That seems legit.]

It sounds like a nice place to live.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He smiles faintly to himself. ]

At the very least, we do not have global warming killing our trees.

[shoplifter]

And the people there -- treat each other well?

[dothelokimotion]

[ His expression flickers briefly. ]

For the most part. We rarely have internal conflicts.

[ Loki is an aberration in that, but Loki isn't Asgardian. He doesn't count. ]

[shoplifter]

Even if people are different from each other?

Different species?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki has to pause for that. Long memories of Asgard's brutal war with the Frost Giants, commemorated and spoken even now rings in his ears. ]

For the most part. Asgard has enemies, but they are few. Not entire species.

[ Not anymore. ]

[shoplifter]

Good. Everyone should have a place they can belong, without getting hurt.

This place... It seems better, too. At fitting everyone in.

[dothelokimotion]

That is unsurprising. It is a realm in between points of the universe. A waystation for all lost souls.

[ He hesitates briefly. ]

Are you happy here?

[shoplifter]

... I'm not sure yet.

[Don't worry, Loki, you're not alone on hesitating.]

It's hard to figure out. I am not... unhappy.

[dothelokimotion]

Ah.

[ Loki smiles faintly. ]

But the absence of sorrow and pain isn't necessarily happiness either. It takes time, I'm afraid, to learn the difference.

[shoplifter]

But you have.

[Yes???]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki pauses at that. Has he? Certainly he's better off but Loki can't always tell if he's happy or not. ]

I believe so. For the most part.