video. username: ilikehorses

[shoplifter]

[There is a mildly anxious child on the feed, sitting on the edge of the community building roof as she munches down on some potato chips; this child's diet is 1000% on point. But more importantly, she flashes the video feed several stories below toward some of the trees. The little accent is full of confusion:]

They are dying. What are they sick with?

Shouldn't someone do something to save them? ¿Dónde está el jardinero?

[Seriously, nobody seems concerned about the leaves all falling off. Or them turning odd colors.]

Comments

[hardedged]

Do I ever?

[ answer is no, stephen. she gives no shits. ]

[potentialed]

Sometimes you do. Otherwise, I can't imagine you would've gotten enough work to sustain your insatiable craving for whiskey and ramen.