text: un scavenger.rey

[talentedscavenger]

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.

Comments

[paged]

But is it actually safe when you do it to other people? Or is everything just for shits and giggles with you?

[spellslots]

Super dangerous. It could've gone horribly wrong and transformed him into a bird-human hybrid that would've made children cry, or he could've just been stuck that way forever

[Everything is shits and giggles!]

[paged]

Good to know you think that kind of shit is funny.

[ If glares could be felt through the phone. ]

[spellslots]

[He's had about fifty public conversations on the network about how his magic can't go wrong like that, so - yeah, kinda funny.]

It's the best fun I've had this month, for sure.

[paged]

So you're basically a troll with powers. Yeah, my assumptions are totally off. I've seen the light.

[ At this rate, even when she finds out, she'll still think he's an asshole for not giving her a straight answer to her, in her opinion, valid question. ]

[spellslots]

[But why give straight answers when he could be contradictory and annoying?]

Elf, actually, if you're gonna be speciest at least get it right

[He knows what troll means]

[paged]

Maybe I will when you give me an honest answer.

[spellslots]

Isn't that a little much to ask from an evil wizard?

[paged]

I guess it is.

[spellslots]

So glad we're on the same page, darling

[paged]

[ 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]

[spellslots]

[When he doesn't get a response, Taako does what any self respecting troll does.

He sends a gif:]

[paged]

[ u motherfucker (ಠ ∩ಠ) ]