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If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. ~~For the time being.~~ [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.

Thank you.

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sorry, what?

Poe was turned into a bird??

Oh come on! It's fine! I was fine!

Yes, apparently he was.

And not just a bird as I found out, an eagle..a giant one.
However big those things are.

Either way, I'm sorry if he contacted you about it.

How are you taking care of it?

You made me think someone purposefully turned you into a bird.

A tiny, tiny bird that could be eaten by a cat.

You were not fine at that point, at least in my mind.

By dragging him back to my room and away from Taako.

Don't know if I should be mad at him too for going through with it.

So, I do apologize for the trouble this caused.

I think he needs to be taken to the hospital to make sure he hasn't been drugged.

No, he wasn't drugged. I know him well enough to have figured that out.

He's just...easily excitable. Like..like a puppy.

And I know Taako, not that well, but he does magic..so...this really did happen.

It's not a matter of knowing someone if they were drugged against their will or without their knowledge.

You know this all sounds really messed up, right?

It sounds like Taako told Poe he could do something, and Poe took him up on his offer. Again, I know Taako and if something was truly wrong...

I wouldn't have bothered to let the network know about this.

Okay. Okay. Fair. You know I'm going to have to try a smaller bird at some point though, right?

Assuming Taako keeps agreeing to do it.

I would feel better about this if you had..I don't know, back up? Just in case?

I would hope you would. At least to warn people about this Taako guy or whoever he is.

[ Because if he did something to Poe and it went wrong, yeah. Karen would expect someone to take some accountability. ]

Taako is a nice guy. He offers to do things, and Poe being as excitable as he is, more than likely took him on that offer. Taako does have magic, and if you aren't familiar with that concept, you may want to get used to it.

I think things got carried away, and Poe...is just letting the world know what he did. He has a burning passion for flying. He's...he's one of the best pilots in the galaxy.

I'm sorry, I should ask..who are you?

no, he didn't... but that's mad!

how did it happen?

was BB-8 alright?

[She switches to audio, because trying to type all this out...is exhausting.]

BB-8 is fine as far as I'm aware. I'm guessing Taako turned Poe into a bird, because he offered and Poe took it.

Poe...loves flying, so while I shouldn't be surprised he'd pull a stunt like this...I am.

I'd appreciate you not telling me what to get used to. Where I come from, magic or anything "mystical" never leads to anything good.

[ With maybe a few exceptions. ]

Karen. He'll know who I am and he better hope he doesn't run into me anytime soon.

[ Because she's liable to smack him and his perfect hair. ]

[...Well someone's in a mood.]

I won't make that mistake again, but, magic and space travel, and whatever you can think of, probably exists here. And so far, it hasn't done anything too crazy, but I understand your take on this.

[Poe..the things you make Rey do for you...swear to the stars and Force, and everything. Now she has to switch to audio.]

Hello? [Here, have what some may call a 'British' voice now speaking.]

You're Karen? The journalist? He's mentioned you, and I will let him know how angry you are with him.

Assuming, you haven't told him already yourself.

I'm Rey.

lmao awesome

why would anyone be upset about that?

[Urgh, you.]

Because the way it can come across makes it sound like he was...forced into becoming a bird.

Which he wasn't. For the record.

[ Bill will switch to audio as well, laughing uproariously. ]

Why am I not surprised Taako is to blame! That's brilliant.

[ WITH A MIX OF EXASPERATION AND AMUSEMENT: ] Thank you.

[ THE MAN OF THE HOUR ARRIVES! ]

What was it like? Tell me everything.

[Sigh of relief. Ar least no one is mad at Taako.]

I shouldn't be surprised that Poe would do something...exciting or rash, but I'm not.

I'm Rey by the way.

Edited 2017-12-05 20:53 (UTC)

I'm Bill.

Where are you from, Rey? You sound English.

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