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[talentedscavenger]

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.

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[paged]

I think he needs to be taken to the hospital to make sure he hasn't been drugged.

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[talentedscavenger]

No, he wasn't drugged. I know him well enough to have figured that out.

He's just...easily excitable. Like..like a puppy.

And I know Taako, not that well, but he does magic..so...this really did happen.

[paged]

It's not a matter of knowing someone if they were drugged against their will or without their knowledge.

You know this all sounds really messed up, right?

[talentedscavenger]

It sounds like Taako told Poe he could do something, and Poe took him up on his offer. Again, I know Taako and if something was truly wrong...

I wouldn't have bothered to let the network know about this.

[paged]

I would hope you would. At least to warn people about this Taako guy or whoever he is.

[ Because if he did something to Poe and it went wrong, yeah. Karen would expect someone to take some accountability. ]

[talentedscavenger]

Taako is a nice guy. He offers to do things, and Poe being as excitable as he is, more than likely took him on that offer. Taako does have magic, and if you aren't familiar with that concept, you may want to get used to it.

I think things got carried away, and Poe...is just letting the world know what he did. He has a burning passion for flying. He's...he's one of the best pilots in the galaxy.

I'm sorry, I should ask..who are you?

[paged]

I'd appreciate you not telling me what to get used to. Where I come from, magic or anything "mystical" never leads to anything good.

[ With maybe a few exceptions. ]

Karen. He'll know who I am and he better hope he doesn't run into me anytime soon.

[ Because she's liable to smack him and his perfect hair. ]

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[talentedscavenger]

[...Well someone's in a mood.]

I won't make that mistake again, but, magic and space travel, and whatever you can think of, probably exists here. And so far, it hasn't done anything too crazy, but I understand your take on this.

[Poe..the things you make Rey do for you...swear to the stars and Force, and everything. Now she has to switch to audio.]

Hello? [Here, have what some may call a 'British' voice now speaking.]

You're Karen? The journalist? He's mentioned you, and I will let him know how angry you are with him.

Assuming, you haven't told him already yourself.

I'm Rey.

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[paged]

[ She sighs, rubbing her eyes and feeling tired the more her own anger starts to dampen. ]

Yeah, that's me. Good, I want him to know it.

[ She shakes her head to herself, ]

I'm sorry for snapping at you, Rey. I'm just... It wasn't as nice to hear as he probably imagined it would be.

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[talentedscavenger]

[Rey knows that feeling, it's okay.]

I will. Are there are any choice words you have for him?

[Well...an apology is a good start to her snapping at Rey for no reason.]

I accept your apology...and I know. I was ready to get to Taako's on my speeder to drag Poe back. I wasn't about to lose him again. [The 'again' is spoken softly and accompanied by another sigh.] I'm still going down there to check on him.

[paged]

No.

[ Anything she could say would just be something she would regret later on. And while the "again" piques her curiosity, she'll leave it. For now. Something to come back to later. ]

Please do. Keep an eye on him, okay?

[ Because for as mad as she is at him, she wants him to be alright. ]

[talentedscavenger]

Of course I will. [Rey sort of snaps then. Why wouldn't see look after him? She wasn't about to simply be mad at him and not talk to him. She's protective of those she cares a lot about.]

He's one of my best friends, of course I'm going to keep an eye on him.

[paged]

[ Her jaw clenches at that, feeling her own defensiveness flaring up disturbingly quick and all she can manage is a, ]

Good. You do that.

[ And the call ends on her end. This is becoming a reoccurring theme today it seems. ]

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[spellslots]

I would love to see how that scenario plays out. Please tell everyone I'm secretly evil, it'll be hilarious.

[paged]

I don't think there's anything funny about any of this.

[spellslots]

Careful, there are worse things to be turned into than a bird. How do you feel about frogs? Cockroaches?

[paged]

Is that a threat?

[spellslots]

I mean, that's what it's gotta be, right? If I'm some asshole that everyone needs to be warned about before having literally any of the facts

[paged]

If you're going around changing people into animals, yeah. I think that constitutes a warning.

But if I'm wrong, set the record straight.

[spellslots]

Or you could take ten seconds to look me up on the network and see the kinda person I am, but throwing around accusations is easier I guess

[paged]

When I don't know this person changing people into animals, yeah. It is easier to go with my gut instinct and think they might not be up to any good.

And you could be lying in your other posts for all I know.

[spellslots]

Oh, for sure, I've spent eight months building up a fucking facade and you're the only one to see through it, congrats!

[paged]

I'll be sure to cherish this moment.

[spellslots]

You actually get a prize! And the prize is that you can go fuck yourself

[paged]

You first.