text: un scavenger.rey

[talentedscavenger]

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.

Comments

[paged]

If you're going around changing people into animals, yeah. I think that constitutes a warning.

But if I'm wrong, set the record straight.

[spellslots]

Or you could take ten seconds to look me up on the network and see the kinda person I am, but throwing around accusations is easier I guess

[paged]

When I don't know this person changing people into animals, yeah. It is easier to go with my gut instinct and think they might not be up to any good.

And you could be lying in your other posts for all I know.

[spellslots]

Oh, for sure, I've spent eight months building up a fucking facade and you're the only one to see through it, congrats!

[paged]

I'll be sure to cherish this moment.

[spellslots]

You actually get a prize! And the prize is that you can go fuck yourself

[paged]

You first.

[spellslots]

I have a boyfriend for that :)

[paged]

What animal do you turn him into? :)

[spellslots]

There you go with the assumptions again, maybe I turn myself into an animal

[paged]

But is it actually safe when you do it to other people? Or is everything just for shits and giggles with you?

[spellslots]

Super dangerous. It could've gone horribly wrong and transformed him into a bird-human hybrid that would've made children cry, or he could've just been stuck that way forever

[Everything is shits and giggles!]

[paged]

Good to know you think that kind of shit is funny.

[ If glares could be felt through the phone. ]

[spellslots]

[He's had about fifty public conversations on the network about how his magic can't go wrong like that, so - yeah, kinda funny.]

It's the best fun I've had this month, for sure.

[paged]

So you're basically a troll with powers. Yeah, my assumptions are totally off. I've seen the light.

[ At this rate, even when she finds out, she'll still think he's an asshole for not giving her a straight answer to her, in her opinion, valid question. ]

[spellslots]

[But why give straight answers when he could be contradictory and annoying?]

Elf, actually, if you're gonna be speciest at least get it right

[He knows what troll means]

[paged]

Maybe I will when you give me an honest answer.

[spellslots]

Isn't that a little much to ask from an evil wizard?

[paged]

I guess it is.

[spellslots]

So glad we're on the same page, darling

[paged]

[ 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]

[spellslots]

[When he doesn't get a response, Taako does what any self respecting troll does.

He sends a gif:]

[paged]

[ u motherfucker (ಠ ∩ಠ) ]