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[talentedscavenger]

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.

Comments

[imperceptus]

[ WHO CAN SAY ]

Right? And the installation isn't even expensive.

[spellslots]

I imagine it's useful if you want to start collecting it, too, I've heard there's something to be said for bathing in the blood of your enemies

[why are they like this]

[imperceptus]

It always did wonders for my mother's skin!

[spellslots]

[Now he really doesn't know!!!]

Well, if your mother was a fan, it must be good

Is it too soon to talk about fucking in blood baths after we've both just mentioned your mother?

[imperceptus]

Maaaybe a little bit.

[spellslots]

I wouldn't want people to think we're uncouth

[imperceptus]

Gods forbid.

[spellslots]

We're a very classy murder couple

[Well, Rin is classy]