video posted by @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.

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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this

[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]

Comments

[trashvalkyrie]

oh
okay yeah that sounds right in that case
necromancers are weird

[HELA....]

[spellslots]

Barry is Lup's boyfriend. She has weird tastes, I have no idea where she gets it from

[trashvalkyrie]

oh yeah im sure thats not at all genetic

[spellslots]

Rin is very fucking handsome, thank you, and not at all a nerd

[trashvalkyrie]

ok ok fuck i'll take your word for it

[spellslots]

You should meet him sometime as long as you promise not to be weird about the dark elf thing

[trashvalkyrie]

why would i be weird about that

[spellslots]

Loki's weird about it

[trashvalkyrie]

yeah but like
loki's kind of a dick
also i stopped caring about that shit a long time ago when i left asgard

[spellslots]

Loki is kind of a dick, valid point, well made
It's cool that you're not a dick. Sif wasn't a dick either
Women Asgardians are just way cooler than the dudes, huh?

[trashvalkyrie]

women in general im pretty sure
no offense or anything

[spellslots]

None taken, Lup's the best

[all women are queens]

[trashvalkyrie]

too fuckin right

anyway nice moves i hope you make lots of money in the club

[spellslots]

thanks i'm gonna quit my day job for sure, really devote myself to dancing

[Rin, somewhere: wHY]

[trashvalkyrie]

i support you taako
i'll come uh
whats the word for it



make it rain

[spellslots]

You're gonna come stick dollar bills in my panties

[trashvalkyrie]

fuck yeah i am

[spellslots]

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