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riverview2018-01-09 11:19 am
ohhmrburnsides) wrote in riverview2018-01-09 11:19 am
Entry tags:
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- marvel (mcu): peter quill,
- star wars: rey,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): stephen strange,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): valkyrie,
- ✖ marvel (tv): karen page,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ the adventure zone: magnus burnsides,
- ✖ the finder: willa monday,
- ✖ yuri on ice: otabek altin
video posted by @ruffboi
[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
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@scrapper142
holy fucking shit
this is amazing thank you for this blessing
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@b.potts
is Lup ok?
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@lightemup
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@ciscodelamancha | text
YOU HIT THE WRONG BUTTON DUDE
YOU HIT THE WORST WRONG BUTTON YOU COULD'VE HIT
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text: un scavenger.rey
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Private text
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text @d.va
this is so embarrassing I love it
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text; gypsygirl
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text; un: feywild
Externally: ]
Well. Nice to see you're all having fun :)
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text; @altin
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text; @chronicler
Magnus, you know that I love this, deeply, but I think you might have hit public instead of private
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@polaris
good to know.
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@sparrow; text
You should probably find out a way to delete this, since I doubt this was intentional.
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text; k. page
@fromTV
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text; un: stranger. things
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@d.pavus
I'm certain most of this exists beyond contextually for me, but still, I can follow.
I'm curious, though. Do you doubt your dancing prowess? I feel deprived, though I won't soon forget what I've seen. I'll cherish it forever.
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@fromTV
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@ciscodelamancha | text
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text; @eddie
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@lightemup
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text; @star.lord
[ Attached: 1 horrible '80s video with the incomparable Olivia Newton-John. ]
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@lightemup
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» text, un: stormborn
( It's strange, and the music is awful. Just. Why. )
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@wingingit ; video
But the important question: do you do parties.
video; @fromTV
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@ciscodelamancha | text
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@lightemup
this is amazing
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