video posted by @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.

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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this

[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]

Comments

[spellslots]

Lup's got us out of a shit load of trouble, evocations has its uses

[She's gotten them into heaps of trouble, too, but that's okay.]

But my magic is pretty fucking rad, for sure

[likeacoupon]

Wish I could do something like that.

[spellslots]

Good news! Most thugs can learn magic. There's plenty of people here that'd probably teach you, just like look it up online

[He's not going to offer because he hasn't got a whole lot of patience for it, but other people do it.]

[likeacoupon]

Now you're speaking my language. :)

[Willa is thrilled to have access to the internet again.]

[spellslots]

[It's a crime there isn't a fingergun emoji.]

I know what's important

[likeacoupon]

Then we'll be great friends :)

[They should make fingergun emoji's]

[spellslots]

Oh, for sure

[She seems fun, that's all he really needs in friendship]

You ever want someone to show you the ropes you can gimme a call. I require coffee as payment for my services but that's not a big deal

[likeacoupon]

I think I can handle some coffee.

I'll hit you up after I take a better look around and have more questions.

[spellslots]

You got it 👌👌👌