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Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.

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What sort of emergency?

You can't eat popcorn, drink beer, and play games all at the same time.

Unless you're eating with your feet.

Remember water, sir. Lots of water.

Edited 2018-01-23 01:33 (UTC)

My buddy's in a bad place.

So we're going to party like it's 1999.

The sky's the limit, Silva. All good soldiers should be able to multi-task. Don't set limitations on your abilities.

Besides, I've eaten popcorn, drank, and played games at the same time before. What makes you think this is the first time?

It's cute that you're worried about me, but I know what I'm doing.

Like...physically? Or emotionally?

Isn't there a song that mentions that? I think there is...but, have you tried going to the stores for video games?

Yes, sir.

Whatever you say, sir.

Good. I'm glad you agree.

Can you pick me up a pizza? Large. pepperoni.

[ A GUSTY SIGH that he can't hear anyway. ]

Preferred source?

You're sweet.

[ Jim's text only comes the following day, when he actually checks the network and sees the post. And then smiles like an idiot because it really is very sweet of John. ]