text - un:maverick

[deploy]

Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.

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text @L.Mills

[thestoriesarereal]

What sort of emergency?

[deploy]

My buddy's in a bad place.

So we're going to party like it's 1999.

[thestoriesarereal]

Like...physically? Or emotionally?

Isn't there a song that mentions that? I think there is...but, have you tried going to the stores for video games?

[deploy]

Both.

That's logical, but I'm kinda hoping to have it delivered.

[thestoriesarereal]

Ouch.

Because your friend can't be left alone?

[deploy]

Something like that.

[thestoriesarereal]

I hope they feel better then...

And try to get them ice cream. That usually helps.

[deploy]

Me too.

That's a good idea. It does usually help.

[thestoriesarereal]

Try and get at least two flavors. Or maybe vanilla and then chocolate syrup.

text @c.silva

[childofaxios]

You can't eat popcorn, drink beer, and play games all at the same time.

Unless you're eating with your feet.

Remember water, sir. Lots of water.

[deploy]

The sky's the limit, Silva. All good soldiers should be able to multi-task. Don't set limitations on your abilities.

Besides, I've eaten popcorn, drank, and played games at the same time before. What makes you think this is the first time?

It's cute that you're worried about me, but I know what I'm doing.

[childofaxios]

Yes, sir.

Whatever you say, sir.

[deploy]

Good. I'm glad you agree.

Can you pick me up a pizza? Large. pepperoni.

[childofaxios]

[ A GUSTY SIGH that he can't hear anyway. ]

Preferred source?

[deploy]

The place that does the inferno-hot wings.

Say, can you pick up some wings too?

[childofaxios]

You're going to make yourself sick, sir.

[deploy]

Hey. You're always on my ass to eat. I'm eating.

text; un: kirk

[winscenario]

You're sweet.

[ Jim's text only comes the following day, when he actually checks the network and sees the post. And then smiles like an idiot because it really is very sweet of John. ]

[deploy]

You're worth it.

I guess.

[winscenario]

You guess? Wow, sure know how to make a guy feel special.

[deploy]

Can't have you thinking you're TOO special.

[winscenario]

Ouch. Keep breaking my heart, will you. Never pinned you for the cruel type.

[deploy]

What can I say?

You're pretty when you cry.

[winscenario]

But only when I cry.

[ Please, he's always pretty. ]

[deploy]

Now you're just fishing for compliments.

You know exactly how pretty you are.