text - un:maverick

[deploy]

Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.

Comments

[deploy]

And here I thought you were tough.

[Oh yes, he's taking it there.]

[childofaxios]

[ EXCUSE U SIR. ]

Don't worry, sir. I won't be too sick to take care of you.

[ When your beer and popcorn and pizza and wings combo goes inevitably and HORRIBLY AWRY. ]

[deploy]

I'm not going to get sick.

I've been fueling this body for close to 40 years. I know what it can handle.

[He's totally going to get sick.]

[childofaxios]

Necessary fuel changes after that long.

[ U OLD MAN. ]

[deploy]

Let me guess.

You run on electric?

[childofaxios]

Hydrogen.

Electricity hasn't been a primary fuel source in four hundred years.

[deploy]

I get it. I'm an antique.

Doesn't stop me from rubbing my feet on the carpet and shocking you next time I see you.

[childofaxios]

[ THE TRULY EXASPERATING PART IS THAT SHE KNOWS HE WILL. ]

Vintage, sir. Vintage.