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Lt. Col. John Sheppard ([personal profile] deploy) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-22 01:10 pm
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Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.
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[personal profile] deploy 2018-02-04 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
French maid has ruffles and a feather duster.

Molly Maid is scrubs and a sensible ponytail.
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[personal profile] winscenario 2018-02-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The first, definitely the first.

Couldn't put that fluffy mane of yours into a ponytail anyway. A lacy hairpiece, though...
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[personal profile] deploy 2018-02-12 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. My mane isn't fluffy.

It's... full-bodied. Bursting with masculine energy. Not even a lacy hairpiece can take that away.
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[personal profile] winscenario 2018-02-12 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, John. You're very manly, even if you happened to be wearing a cute frilly apron. Don't you worry about that.
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[personal profile] deploy 2018-02-12 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do I get the feeling you're BSing me?
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[personal profile] winscenario 2018-02-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Never! Scout's honor, you're super manly.
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[personal profile] deploy 2018-02-13 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You know what?

No maid uniform for you.

Not even the frilly headpiece.
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[personal profile] winscenario 2018-02-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
:(

I'll never survive this heartbreak and hideous betrayal.
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