text - un:maverick

[deploy]

Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.

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[deploy]

Now you're just fishing for compliments.

You know exactly how pretty you are.

[winscenario]

Maybe I am. :)

Well, I do have mirrors at my place.

[ AKA yeah he knows very well and he's not modest about it. ]

[deploy]

Do you ever find yourself asking 'who's the fairest of them all'?

[winscenario]

Oh that's a very dangerous question. I might end up hiring some hunter to bring me back someone's heart on a box.

[deploy]

If you had my heart in a box we couldn't play Madden anymore.

[Obviously, it's John who's the fairest.]

[winscenario]

[ That actually gets a laugh out of Jim. What a jerk. ]

Aw, who's fishing for compliments now?

[deploy]

I'm not fishing.

I'm just stating hard facts.

[winscenario]

You cheeky asshole. I'm not even gonna say that's cute.

[deploy]

You don't have to.

[Because John knows he's thinking it.]

[winscenario]

Yeah because you know it. You're just lucky you're so funny.

[deploy]

Hey, I just vacuumed your living room.

I'm funny AND moderately useful.

[winscenario]

That's true, you do make for a pretty good maid. Maybe we should think about getting you a proper uniform and everything.

[deploy]

I don't think anyone needs or wants to see me in that.

Because I am not shaving my legs.

[winscenario]

Well, you don't know. I might be into it.

[ More like he'd be into laughing his ass off, but you know. Details. ]

[deploy]

Are we talking french maid, or Molly Maid?

Those are two very different uniforms.

[winscenario]

That depends. I was picturing french maid, but what's Molly Maid?

[deploy]

French maid has ruffles and a feather duster.

Molly Maid is scrubs and a sensible ponytail.

[winscenario]

The first, definitely the first.

Couldn't put that fluffy mane of yours into a ponytail anyway. A lacy hairpiece, though...

[deploy]

Hey. My mane isn't fluffy.

It's... full-bodied. Bursting with masculine energy. Not even a lacy hairpiece can take that away.

[winscenario]

Yes, yes, John. You're very manly, even if you happened to be wearing a cute frilly apron. Don't you worry about that.

[deploy]

Why do I get the feeling you're BSing me?

[winscenario]

Me? Never! Scout's honor, you're super manly.

[deploy]

You know what?

No maid uniform for you.

Not even the frilly headpiece.

[winscenario]

:(

I'll never survive this heartbreak and hideous betrayal.