text - un:maverick

[deploy]

Looking for an X-Box, 2 controllers and some games.

Madden, Burnout, GTA, Tony Hawk, Fight Night, etc.

Stuff you can play while eating popcorn and drinking beer at the same time. No downers.

Will pay $$$ if you can deliver by tonight. It's an emergency.

Comments

[childofaxios]

[ A GUSTY SIGH that he can't hear anyway. ]

Preferred source?

[deploy]

The place that does the inferno-hot wings.

Say, can you pick up some wings too?

[childofaxios]

You're going to make yourself sick, sir.

[deploy]

Hey. You're always on my ass to eat. I'm eating.

[childofaxios]

What you're eating hardly qualifies as food.

[deploy]

Chicken is protein.

And protein is good for you.

[childofaxios]

Pizza is garbage.

And garbage is not.

[deploy]

What's your favourite food Silva?

Napalm?

[childofaxios]

I prefer M12 LRV exhaust to pizza.

[ aka she doesn't have a favorite food really, you eat what's there ok. ]

[deploy]

Sounds appetizing.

[childofaxios]

Not really filling.

[deploy]

You're going to eat some pizza and wings with us, and you're going to LIKE it.

That's an order.

[childofaxios]

[ sh...it..... ]

Yes, sir.

[ PLS NO SIR. ]

Will I be drinking beer as well?

[deploy]

You wish.

[childofaxios]

I thought I should try to gauge how sick I'm going to make myself.

[deploy]

And here I thought you were tough.

[Oh yes, he's taking it there.]

[childofaxios]

[ EXCUSE U SIR. ]

Don't worry, sir. I won't be too sick to take care of you.

[ When your beer and popcorn and pizza and wings combo goes inevitably and HORRIBLY AWRY. ]

[deploy]

I'm not going to get sick.

I've been fueling this body for close to 40 years. I know what it can handle.

[He's totally going to get sick.]

[childofaxios]

Necessary fuel changes after that long.

[ U OLD MAN. ]

[deploy]

Let me guess.

You run on electric?

[childofaxios]

Hydrogen.

Electricity hasn't been a primary fuel source in four hundred years.

[deploy]

I get it. I'm an antique.

Doesn't stop me from rubbing my feet on the carpet and shocking you next time I see you.

[childofaxios]

[ THE TRULY EXASPERATING PART IS THAT SHE KNOWS HE WILL. ]

Vintage, sir. Vintage.