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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[storradr]

[He's definitely frowning a bit as he responds.]

A lot of children are brought here... Including mine...

[Could you please not call his children attractive...]

[absolutperfection]

Ragnar, look.
I wasn't talking about kids. :|
That's creepy.

[Wait.]

Your kids are here?

[storradr]

I am happy to hear you say that.

And, yes, some of them are. My daughter and one of my sons.

[absolutperfection]

You happy about that?

[And hey, blue eyes. He's missed your face.]

[storradr]

Very. My son is not born yet where or when I am from. I have not even met his mother.

The circumstances that find my daughter here are... not so happy. But it gives me time with her I might not otherwise have.

[absolutperfection]

Then I'm glad that they're here with you.
You know.
You should take them out or something.

See a movie or get a bite to eat. Bet they'd like that.
Tell them that you're happy to have them around.

[storradr]

As am I.

Take them out? I... think I understand what you mean. But, we usually have meals at the house my daughter and I found and live in now. She knows very well that I am happy she is here. As does Ivar.

[Even if he and Ivar had just had a big fight his love for his son hadn't wavered.]

[absolutperfection]

Yeah maybe.
But a kid likes to see it, you know?
I just. Look. Your kids are here and you seem like a sweet guy.
Show them you love them. Trust me.

And then spend any energy you have left after that on me. ;)