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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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un: ren

[killthepast]

[ Oh, hey, that's a picture of his boss, Alexander Pierce aka Yet Another Replacement Father Figure for Ren to shove all of his daddy issues onto ]

Why the interest in that man?

[absolutperfection]

He's hot.

Doesn't have your hair though. ;)

[storradr]

[He's definitely frowning a bit as he responds.]

A lot of children are brought here... Including mine...

[Could you please not call his children attractive...]

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[buildsomething]

What the fuck.

[Yes, that's helpful, Stark.]

Why do you want to win him over, exactly?

[absolutperfection]

Ragnar, look.
I wasn't talking about kids. :|
That's creepy.

[Wait.]

Your kids are here?

[absolutperfection]

Not your type then?
He's good looking.
That's why.

[buildsomething]

There are so many things horrifying about that statement that I don't have time to list them all.

I tend to have a slightly irrational reaction to people who have tried to have me killed, it's true.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

Foot massages. He's old after all. I hear the geriatric are particularly fond of those.

[absolutperfection]

You know, it's not cool to judge someone's prefs.
Older men do it for some guys.

Did you do something to him or?

[This is the first he's heard that Alex isn't a respectful gentleman. Not that he's asked before now.]

[storradr]

I am happy to hear you say that.

And, yes, some of them are. My daughter and one of my sons.

[absolutperfection]

Good point.

First. I'm not sure he'd like someone he's recently acquainted with rubbing his feet.
Second. I don't want to rub his feet.

But.. hello. ;)

[absolutperfection]

You happy about that?

[And hey, blue eyes. He's missed your face.]

[killthepast]

He is?

[ HE JUST LOOKS. LIKE A DAD. ??? ]

oh
Thank you

[storradr]

Very. My son is not born yet where or when I am from. I have not even met his mother.

The circumstances that find my daughter here are... not so happy. But it gives me time with her I might not otherwise have.

[absolutperfection]

[He has daddy issues of his own, Kyle.]

Yeah. Has that old movie star vibe.

You're welcome.
I mean it. That hair.
And the rest of you, obviously.

[dothelokimotion]

Then substitute it for another kind of massage. If you feel you can get your hands on him.

Hello :>

[absolutperfection]

Then I'm glad that they're here with you.
You know.
You should take them out or something.

See a movie or get a bite to eat. Bet they'd like that.
Tell them that you're happy to have them around.

[ private ]

[dothelokimotion]

So he is a threat.

[absolutperfection]

We cuddled once. That was nice.
Don't know if he'd be open to it
Hence coming to the public, this way.

[private]

[buildsomething]

Ask Steve about Hydra some time. It'll be funny.

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps he merely doesn't know what he's open to. You should introduce him to new things.

un: anonymous; text

[krasnaya_vdova]

You tried chess? Maybe a couple mugs of whiskey tea and a crossword puzzle?

Why are you so interested in him, anyway?

[Apparently her desire to keep Pierce away from Bucky extends to people that have faces that are strangely similar. Who knew.]

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not sure that is a topic I wish to broach with him.

[absolutperfection]

That's quite the challenge.
He's of an age that he probably knows what he's open to.
Don't you think?

[dothelokimotion]

Not necessarily. When you hit a certain age, you close yourself off to possibilities.