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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps he merely doesn't know what he's open to. You should introduce him to new things.

[absolutperfection]

That's quite the challenge.
He's of an age that he probably knows what he's open to.
Don't you think?

[dothelokimotion]

Not necessarily. When you hit a certain age, you close yourself off to possibilities.

[absolutperfection]

Are you speaking from experience?
If so, are you another one of the people here that look twenty five but are actually
like
three hundred plus

[dothelokimotion]

I am hundreds of years old, yes. I speak partially from experience. Whether people choose to or not, a part of yourself starts closing the older you get.

[absolutperfection]

That sucks.
Checked your friendr, btw.
Saw you're taken.

Wanted you to know and whoever you're dating, if they read this, that my flirting is good natured.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He smiles, vaguely amused. ]

Of that, I have no doubt.

Why the interest in winning him over?

[absolutperfection]

[He doesn't purposefully try to break people up and doesn't want his ass kicked.]

He's handsome.

[And he was nice to him.]

[dothelokimotion]

And here I thought it was the cuddling.

[absolutperfection]

That, too.

Though I'm not sure he'd call it that.
Or be happy I brought it up.

It's hard to tell.

[dothelokimotion]

He does hide it well.

[ Too well, though Loki got a decent measure of the man by now. ]

[absolutperfection]

So you know him?

[dothelokimotion]

We have met a few times.

[absolutperfection]

And your impression of him?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hm. ]

That he is very certain of himself. Which is a good and bad thing.

[absolutperfection]

A good thing, I'd think
Better to know who you are right?

[dothelokimotion]

As I said. Not always.

[absolutperfection]

So Loki
What’s it like having another you around?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hm. ]

Not as terrible as I thought it would be. Some experiences carry across all dimensions.

[absolutperfection]

That’s weird.
Doesn’t it bother you?
Having someone potentially know stuff about you that you don’t want them to

[dothelokimotion]

It does, at times. I'm a rather private individual.

But I also know that he would not use it against me. Which is what matters more.

[absolutperfection]

Makes sense.
Who could know him better than you

Was hoping to find out he’s a nice guy. At least as much as you are.
Need him to give one of his employees the night off

[dothelokimotion]

[ ???? He's not the nice one, why do people keep saying that. ]

I'm sure he will. He's not that much of an authoritarian.

[absolutperfection]

[Act nice, get called nice buddy. It is what it is.]

How long you been here?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Sounds fake. ]

Nearly a year, I believe. Just a few months shy of it.