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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[absolutperfection]

A good thing, I'd think
Better to know who you are right?

[dothelokimotion]

As I said. Not always.

[absolutperfection]

So Loki
What’s it like having another you around?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hm. ]

Not as terrible as I thought it would be. Some experiences carry across all dimensions.

[absolutperfection]

That’s weird.
Doesn’t it bother you?
Having someone potentially know stuff about you that you don’t want them to

[dothelokimotion]

It does, at times. I'm a rather private individual.

But I also know that he would not use it against me. Which is what matters more.

[absolutperfection]

Makes sense.
Who could know him better than you

Was hoping to find out he’s a nice guy. At least as much as you are.
Need him to give one of his employees the night off

[dothelokimotion]

[ ???? He's not the nice one, why do people keep saying that. ]

I'm sure he will. He's not that much of an authoritarian.

[absolutperfection]

[Act nice, get called nice buddy. It is what it is.]

How long you been here?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Sounds fake. ]

Nearly a year, I believe. Just a few months shy of it.

[absolutperfection]

[Might be.]

Anything weird happen during that time?
Like, really weird.
Notably.

[dothelokimotion]

My idea of "weird" and yours are bound to be vastly different.

At times, the magic here interacts oddly with others. Your privacy may not be as secure as you'd like to believe.

[absolutperfection]

Maybe not.
We could have a lot in common.

What does that mean?
I don't like being watched.

[dothelokimotion]

That seems unlikely.

Not that kind. But secrets or certain uncomfortable aspects of yourself may be seen. For instance, we had a foray of ghosts in October.

[absolutperfection]

Yeah, you say that.
But you don't know me.

Ghosts? Like Casper or some shit?
Or like .. ghosts of a person's past.

[dothelokimotion]

The latter.

And I'm an immortal god who existed for centuries. What kind of connection or similarities do you expect to find?

[absolutperfection]

Well, that's annoying.
Glad I missed that.

Ah, you're one of those types.
Honestly, I couldn't tell you.
Not now.
We'd have to talk a bit and see where we overlap.
Maybe we like the same color. Eat the same foods.
We might hold the same view on the economic status in India.
Who knows.

[dothelokimotion]

Not you, it seems. But you're welcome to try your luck.

[absolutperfection]

Yeah and I'm only gonna try if you want me to.

[dothelokimotion]

Why not? It might prove entertaining.

[absolutperfection]

Alright then tell me.
What’s your favorite color?

[dothelokimotion]

Green.

[absolutperfection]

See. We already have more in common than you think.

[dothelokimotion]

A colour? That can change in a day.

[absolutperfection]

Does it really?
Didn't peg you as the flaky type