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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[absolutperfection]

Not your type then?
He's good looking.
That's why.

[buildsomething]

There are so many things horrifying about that statement that I don't have time to list them all.

I tend to have a slightly irrational reaction to people who have tried to have me killed, it's true.

[absolutperfection]

You know, it's not cool to judge someone's prefs.
Older men do it for some guys.

Did you do something to him or?

[This is the first he's heard that Alex isn't a respectful gentleman. Not that he's asked before now.]

[buildsomething]

Look, some kinks need to be shamed.

Oh, you know. Getting in the way of taking over the world, that kind of thing.

[absolutperfection]

Not this one.
There are worse.

That’s.. intense. Political reference? Or something else

[buildsomething]

There are always worse.

No, I mean that pretty literally.

[absolutperfection]

So you were in the way.
He was trying to take over the world.

Who are you?

[buildsomething]

Tony Stark. Hiya.

[absolutperfection]

Hi. ;)

I like your beard

[buildsomething]

Thank you, Kesha.

[absolutperfection]

TJ

[buildsomething]

Like I said. Though I'm glad you do have some taste.

[absolutperfection]

You seem like the kinda guy with some attitude.
I like that too

[buildsomething]

That's one way of putting it. Do you just hit on anyone you come across or what?

[absolutperfection]

Only the ones I like.
There's nothing wrong with a little flirtatious banter.

[buildsomething]

Oh, is that what we're doing?

[absolutperfection]

It could be.
If you’d let it happen.

[buildsomething]

Alright, color me curious. How does flirting usually go for you?

[absolutperfection]

Well, we tell each other stuff.
Maybe I see you and compliment your best features.
Something like that.

I bet you're an ass man. Probably real perky.
I can tell by your voice.

[buildsomething]

Well I was voted People Magazine's Best Ass.

[The sad part is, he's not even kidding.]

What else can you divine via text message?

[private]

[wingedman]

[When Tony says something, Sam finally puts the name with the face, and-]

Aw, shit, it's that asshole. Why couldn't he stay buried under a few tons of rubble?

[...like that worked for whatshisface, but still.]

[private]

[buildsomething]

...where have you been?

[wingedman]

Not in on the Avengers group texts, apparently.

[buildsomething]

I don't think anyone's been talking about it much, if it makes you feel better.

[wingedman]

Never actually met the guy, for what it's worth. I was pretty busy being a distraction.

[And then he was pretty busy being in the hospital.]