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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[buildsomething]

Oh, is that what we're doing?

[absolutperfection]

It could be.
If you’d let it happen.

[buildsomething]

Alright, color me curious. How does flirting usually go for you?

[absolutperfection]

Well, we tell each other stuff.
Maybe I see you and compliment your best features.
Something like that.

I bet you're an ass man. Probably real perky.
I can tell by your voice.

[buildsomething]

Well I was voted People Magazine's Best Ass.

[The sad part is, he's not even kidding.]

What else can you divine via text message?

[absolutperfection]

See, called it.
It's a gift, honestly.

Just talk to someone a little while and you can tell how great their ass is.

You've got nice facial hair.
That's what else.

[He cheated. Thank you friendr.]

[buildsomething]

Either you have quite the gift, or I suspect that you are not being entirely truthful with me.

Got a name, psychic?

[absolutperfection]

I looked at your profile.

TJ Hammond.